Diamondeye
So Happy I Could Die
"Parking between friday 8 pm and monday 8 am at own risk"
"BREAKING NEWS: Caterpillar announces sewage pipe breach by machinery"
Caterpillar Inc. emerges from the primordial ooze.
The moats coming along nicely, don't you think?
I'm not sure what they meant by this area having a high water table.
US Foreign Policy 2001-2009
"But Boss! It was like that when I got here!"
(OOC: Wait, electric, you NES?)