Caption Contest!

[D'Artagnan59]

But Dad, I want my World of Warcraft and my virginity!!!

 

[Fëanor]

no! please! you don't understand! we are so close in making Ron Paul the next president!

 

[philippe]

Ever been in a situation like this?

Remember customers: the portable commodore 64 makes your life easier, even when mobile!
Commodore, keeping up with you!

 

[Truronian]

Charles couldn't wait for the wireless upgrade to his RoboSon™.

 

[WerBackIII]

Jimmy wanted to plug off his computer to "accidently" delete the downloading porn. However, he was unable (because of understandable reasons) to tell his dad.

 

[Ur_Vile_Wedge]

"Moooommmmy! HELP! Daddy is molesting my computer!"

 

[KaiserElectric]

Hello to all, here is some information about the secret I have planned for the fifth contest.

It appears, as some of you may have noticed, that some other caption contests have shown up after the establishment of my own contest. This I don't mind, because they all add even more humor to this website. However, I will make an attempt to distinguish this contest from the others with this secret. Obviously, I can't tell you much because, after all, it IS a secret . Besides, after posting it on here, you can bet that everyone is going to take my idea and use it. . However, I will offer this ONE hint, and if any of you are smart enough and guess what it is DON'T blab and ruin it.

Spoiler :

The fifth picture will go up as normal, but I will release the results on Friday rather than Saturday.

I hope to see some more great captions. Keep on captioning!

 

[lutzj]

I TOLD you I wanted a laptop!

 

[zxcvbnm]

The geek golf wasn't such a good idea after all, their hands were too soft to fling the computers more than 2 yards (look at the man's position)

 

[warpus]

Being convinced that Jimmy was addicted to video games, his father did not realize that his son was using his computer case as a hiding place for a huge stash of weed. For Jimmy, this would be the worst vacation ever.

 

[lutzj]

Can we show the winners now? Please?

 

[KaiserElectric]

Sorry, I'm not going to post it today, but I will post them asap on Saturday to make lutzj happy (I usually wait until night on Saturday to post it)

 

[Catharsis]

Silicon Valley performance art not terribly edifying.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Alright, we have now reached the end of our FOURTH contest!!!

Now, we shall know!

uppi

Just...one...more...turn!!!!

flyingchicken

NO, I have to go back for my monitor!

philippe

Ever been in a situation like this?

Remember customers: the portable commodore 64 makes your life easier, even when mobile!
Commodore, keeping up with you!

And now, our glorious honorable mentions...

Truronian

Charles couldn't wait for the wireless upgrade to his RoboSon™.

Thorvald of Lym

I am NOT addicted!!

puglover

This sucks! Next year, I get a DS!

Great job everyone, and keep an eye out for our fabulously fabulous FIFTH CONTEST!!!

 

[KaiserElectric]

Aha, now for our fifth contest. Here is the pic (attached).

Remember, the results will be released on Friday this week!

 

[flyingchicken]

"Mr. Walt, the first phase of Operation: Takeover The World is complete."

"Excellent."

and

After years of excruciating design and research, military engineers in the Pentagon have finally perfected Gatling catapult. This is a photo of their London-to-Baghdad field tests.

and

The Ferris Wheel
The ultimate thrill ride just got better.

 

[Love]

"Shouldn't we slow down a bit sir?"

 

[WerBackIII]

And here's the answer for all UFO sights over USA - British Conspiration...

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

London develops new form of high-speed transit.

 

[Catharsis]

"MULTI-BALL!"

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