Caption Contest!

[MooseWarrior]

"Oh My God!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or:

"Mr. Operator, Mr. Operator, slow down!! You're gonna kill us all!"

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Geneva had the LHC, and London had...this...

 

[Ur_Vile_Wedge]

"I'm telling you, this *is* the best way of knocking that ugly tip on the streetlight off"

 

[puglover]

Hitler's forces make an unsuccessful attempt to invade Britain from a French theme park.

 

[Godwynn]

"William the Carnie's latest prank of unscrewing the carriages to the London Eye was not as funny to some people as it was to him."

 

[lutzj]

Rising airfare and petrol costs have forced many Londoners to seek "newer" forms of transportation.

 

[Truronian]

London Eye evolves clever new way to disperse it's seeds.

 

[Deep Thought]

On the London Eye, Peter Carlson tells a poem that was so terrible, everybody in the radim of 50 m got their heads exploded. To simply save civilization, London Eye in vain threw out all of its wagons. When Peter Carlson saw this, he got a little disappointed and then commited suicide by reading his epic 8-hour long poem "The interesting thing I puked in november 19th", also causing Big Ben to explode to small pieces.

 

[zxcvbnm]

Something went wrong with the english attempt of finally succeeding in perpetuum mobile

 

[warpus]

Zaphod should probably not have turned on the improbability drive. Now gravity was all messed up and he was for some reason licking an octopus.

This was not going to be a good day.

 

[holy king]

breaking news: london still grey and dirty!

 

[JustinianVII]

London's green solution to airplanes.

or:

"Of course this gigantic Ferris wheel is perfectly safe...!"

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Mr. Commie, the Ferris Wheel of Doom is complete. Now we can crush those capitalists with their fun rides to the ground!

Or: Ferris wheel gun. Fires seats at 200 mph. Guaranteed to kill a person, 3 can destroy the Empire State Building.

 

[StarWorms]

What ****** thought a turbo switch would be a good idea?

 

[Hadrean]

Fly high with the Eye, One-Way trips to France.

 

[pay-t]

"Darn-it Gordon Freeman, put the Gravity-gun down!"

 

[KaiserElectric]

Muahahaha! We will now learn the results of the contest.

But first, our honorable mentions...

gandhi rules

Shouldn't we slow down a bit sir?

Truronian

London Eye evolves clever new way to disperse it's seeds.

Hadrean

Fly high with the Eye, One-Way trips to France.

Excellent job, everyone!
And now, OUR FINALISTS!!!!


Starworms

What ****** thought a turbo switch would be a good idea?

JustinianVII

London's green solution to airplanes.

puglover

Hitler's forces make an unsuccessful attempt to invade Britain from a French theme park.

Great job everyone, and keep an eye out for...

HANG ON A MINUTE!!!

There are no first, second, or third place winners!!! This is because I will not decide who wins this contest.

YOU WILL!!!!

Yes, it's true! The winner of this contest will be decided by popular vote! Simply post which of three finalists did the best job, and the award will go to the winner! (Note that the results will be put up on Sunday with the picture)

Great job to all, and may the best man win!

 

[lutzj]

Starworms. We should make a poll for this...

 

[Catharsis]

I vote JustinianVII.

Although Truronian's was best

 

[Truronian]

Vote Starworms.