Caption Contest!

[KaiserElectric]

Alright, let's get this finished!

First, the honorable mentions...

Thorvald of Lym

"Take this, Jewish zombie!"

Icekommander

Pakistan's take on American Culture

And now, the winners!

Deep Thought

Why Christians hate new technology.

rhawnJustinianVII

The Ghostbusters, hardcore atheists at heart, decided to take matters into their own hands.I ain't afraid of no holy ghost.

rhawn

I ain't afraid of no holy ghost.

Great job, all! New pic tommorow!

And in retrospect, this may not have been the best picture to put up the week before Christmas.

 

[KaiserElectric]

The new pic is here!

Results on Saturday. Happy Holidays!

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Frosty just couldn't take it when he heard spring was coming...

 

[Catharsis]

Su-ICE-ide.

 

[Izipo]

Calvin strikes again!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

There must have been some magic, in that old wet noose they found!

 

[Catharsis]

Self-sacrif-ICE.

 

[aronnax]

You look at that and you ask yourself, how did he hang himself with no arms?

 

[carmen510]

For Frosty the Snow Man
Had to die along his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be in heaven today."

 

[germanicus12]

Not fun being hanged by my arms older brothers.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

You know that the apocalypse is near when even the snowmen are killing themselves.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Global warming does that to people.

 

[rhawn]

This is why Emo kids aren't allowed to play in the snow.

 

[Godwynn]

Instead of kicking the bench out from underneath Frosty, they are going the excruciating route of letting his bottom melt.

 

[kill fire]

As we examined the body one question was on all of our minds: How the freakin hell did he hang himself?

 

[Icekommander]

Viva la revolution! Sow the seeds of dissent so our sons don't have to live under the hegemon of General winter!


We found a witch. Can we burn her? Well my good friend, she seems to be made of snow. Would make it slightly hard to burn wouldn't it? ... Perhaps another way of dealing with her dark taint? Hang her! Hang the witch! A witch!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Put Him On Ice

 

[a_propagandist]

Revenge lynching taken too far?

 

[KaiserElectric]

Fudgenuts, I'm late!

Anyway, here are the results of the contest!

Stuck in Pi

Frosty just couldn't take it when he heard spring was coming...

rhawn

This is why Emo kids aren't allowed to play in the snow.

Icekommander

Viva la revolution! Sow the seeds of dissent so our sons don't have to live under the hegemon of General winter!

And now,
THE WINNERS!!!

carmen510

For Frosty the Snow Man
Had to die along his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be in heaven today."

Godwyn

Instead of kicking the bench out from underneath Frosty, they are going the excruciating route of letting his bottom melt.

aronnax

You look at that and you ask yourself, how did he hang himself with no arms?

And now for an extra thing. Instead of a contest for the last week of 2008, we'll be doing something special. Up until Thursday, we will be deciding what the best caption contest of the year is! Just go through the old contests and vote for the first place winner that you thought was the best! If the pics are red x'd by now, let me know and I'll try to find it. Finally, on December 31st, midnight at EST, I will announce my winner of the year and the voted winner of the year!

So get ready to vote! Results on Thursday

 

[Catharsis]

In my opinion, the best first-place caption of the year was:

"Dedication: When being too drunk to stand just isn't drunk enough."

by Mise

P.S. You might get more votes if you made a couple of posts with all the pictures and winning captions in. You know, so we don't have to read through the entire thread. Also, two pictures seem to have gone (the Brazilian synchronised swimmer and the giant basketball player).