Capto Iugulum: 1920 - 1939
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Grandkhan
Telvanni Master Wizard
Excellent update EQ! I'd like to take over the Red Army if that's alright. Red Gears over China!
Bair_the_Normal
転輪聖王
Well, Grandkhan, that makes three of us that want them now. 
Jehoshua
Catholic
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ooc: I support Grandkhan for the Red Army since he has done penance for his political sins in Denmark with its silent vigil against the proletarists, oh and clearly Bair is too pacifistic to lead the peoples revolution, I have never heard a militant word from him at any point whatsoever I believe.
Bair_the_Normal
転輪聖王
Oh Jeho, how little you know me. If I were to become the head of the Red Army here... Well, let's say that no deed would be penance enough for the sins of Zhou Enlai. 
If I were to become the head of the Red Army here... Well, let's say that no deed would be penance enough for the sins of Zhou Enlai.
Bair_the_Normal
転輪聖王
I'm a Chinese man by blood (well, mostly). The Red Army beckons for me to paint Japan as red as they are on the map.
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Which is awkward, considering that I'm Japanese as well.
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EDIT: Nothing against you, of course, Quisani.
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Which is awkward, considering that I'm Japanese as well.
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EDIT: Nothing against you, of course, Quisani.
Whelp, only one thing to do. Three way televised fight to the death for the honor of leading the Red Army. One person gets a trident, one gets a gun with a single bullet, and the last one gets a butter knife.
Bair_the_Normal
転輪聖王
I call the butter knife.
Lord of Elves
Suede-Denim Secret Police
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Grandkhan for the Red Army, posthaste.
Grandkhan
Telvanni Master Wizard
I call the trident. Poseidon up in heyah.
Seriously though, if other people claimed it before me its alright. Especially given I already have a country and the other guys don't.
Feel free to get me in on it if it ever becomes free though
Back to the Wall for Grandkhan.
Seriously though, if other people claimed it before me its alright. Especially given I already have a country and the other guys don't.
Feel free to get me in on it if it ever becomes free though Back to the Wall for Grandkhan.
Bair_the_Normal
転輪聖王
Actually I already have a country as well. If you really, really want Red China, I'm sure we can discuss it with CD and come to a favorable conclusion.
talonschild
Drive-By NESer
The Unified Realm of China reserves the right to point an artillery battery at the ring. Point-blank range.
Just in case, y'know.
Just in case, y'know.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
I'm really confused as to why you Chinese aren't getting conscripts.
TO: Nicaragua
FROM: Brazil
We support your invasion of the tyrannical regime in Costa Rica and would assist in any way requested.
TO: Cuba, Hispaniola, Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela
FROM: Brazil
CC: Jamaica
The threat of proletarism in the Caribbean has come to a boiling point. We can no longer stand idly by and see these dictators play with the lives and souls of innocence. Their assault on the Puerto Rican navy, whilst it conducted war games, is a breach of the peace we had come to expect in the region. It is time now to decide, once and for all, the security needs of the Caribbean. Syndic Matthews has gone a step too far. We believe it is time for his removal from the world stage.
TO: Japan
FROM: Brazil
Our markets are open to yours during these trying times. We will guarantee the ready access to medical supplies and food for your soldiers in this holy crusade against the proletarist threat.
TO: Nicaragua
FROM: Brazil
We support your invasion of the tyrannical regime in Costa Rica and would assist in any way requested.
TO: Cuba, Hispaniola, Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela
FROM: Brazil
CC: Jamaica
The threat of proletarism in the Caribbean has come to a boiling point. We can no longer stand idly by and see these dictators play with the lives and souls of innocence. Their assault on the Puerto Rican navy, whilst it conducted war games, is a breach of the peace we had come to expect in the region. It is time now to decide, once and for all, the security needs of the Caribbean. Syndic Matthews has gone a step too far. We believe it is time for his removal from the world stage.
TO: Japan
FROM: Brazil
Our markets are open to yours during these trying times. We will guarantee the ready access to medical supplies and food for your soldiers in this holy crusade against the proletarist threat.
Quisani
Gaming Person
EDIT: Nothing against you, of course, Quisani.
OCC: No worries. I've always thought that Japan has been a difficult nation to play. Every event that has happened has left me pleasantly surprised (aside from the most recent revolt). The inherent difficulties of my position I think have been a good way for me to gain experience as a NESer.
TO: Brazil
FROM: Japan
The fight ahead of the Japanese nation is hard, but we fight for an Asia unified against the threat of proletarism. We are grateful for the offer.
Lord of Elves
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From: Workers' Commonwealth
To: Jamaica
CC: Concerned Parties
We believe that Jamaica may have overstepped its bounds in this matter, if only for reasons of prudence, and hope that Jamaica will keep our word in mind when we ask it to mediate peacefully with the Puerto Rican government in order to ensure that the peace and balance of power is maintained. We believe that doing so will result in a peaceful solution, if all else is equal, and benefit both the Jamaican and Puerto Rican nations inestimably when compared with the terrible cost of warfare.
To: Jamaica
CC: Concerned Parties
We believe that Jamaica may have overstepped its bounds in this matter, if only for reasons of prudence, and hope that Jamaica will keep our word in mind when we ask it to mediate peacefully with the Puerto Rican government in order to ensure that the peace and balance of power is maintained. We believe that doing so will result in a peaceful solution, if all else is equal, and benefit both the Jamaican and Puerto Rican nations inestimably when compared with the terrible cost of warfare.
Grandkhan
Telvanni Master Wizard
I forgot about this, but India does have a High Prince (because he was meant to be a vassal of the Emperor of Spain at the time, and you can't have a title higher than Emperor as your vassal). He's a ceremonial figurehead monarch.
India has quite a few ceremonial figurehead monarchs, since according to the constitution I wrote for it when I gave it independence - (the Bombay Accords) the lesser Maharajas would serve as constitutional monarchs for the constituent states of India.
Also I just realised that I really need to write awkward Game of Thrones fanfiction and replace every instance of 'Jon Snow' and 'Others' with 'Denmark' and 'Proletarists' respectively.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
TO: Jamaica
FROM: Brazil
This act of aggression will not go unpunished. You will return the ship, as you have promised, to Puerto Rico. In addition, Jamaica will pay Puerto Rico for the loss of the other ship (9EP). Failure to comply will result in a Brazilian led blockade of your country.
FROM: Brazil
This act of aggression will not go unpunished. You will return the ship, as you have promised, to Puerto Rico. In addition, Jamaica will pay Puerto Rico for the loss of the other ship (9EP). Failure to comply will result in a Brazilian led blockade of your country.
ChineseWarlord
Prince
Well, Grandkhan, that makes three of us that want them now.
Fight, fight fight!
Grandkhan
Telvanni Master Wizard
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For the low-low price of 14EP per vessel, Denmark will construct for you one of the famed Kystnaere-class destroyers, defenders of the Skaggerak, victors against a fleet six times their size! Special deal: buy 5 for the low, low price of 60EP! What a bargain!
For the CRAZY price of ONLY 15EP, buy the Luther-class cruiser, mainstay of Europe's bravest fleet! Affordable AND powerful, what a bargain!
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