Chat with President Bush

[Perfection]

Mine:

Me: Hello

Dubya: Hi Visitor, I'm George W. Bush, the president of the United States. You can call me Dubya.
Me: So what do you think of the latest economic crisis?
Dubya: You know what I mean don't you?
Me: Actually I don't
Dubya: Women actually have some complexities that men don't.
Me: What does that have to do with the economy?
Dubya: What does that have to do with the economy? We need leadership. We want to reduce greenhouse gases. Ours is a large economy. We used to generate more wealth than we are today. And as a result, we do contribute greenhouse gases to the atmosphere.
Me: And that has to do with female complexities how?
Dubya: The female gender has its own special complexities.
Me: What complexities are you talking about?
Dubya: What complexities am I talking about? I'm convinced that I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. Listen, I'm just as shocked as you are that I'm sitting here talking about the presidency.
Me: I'm just as shocked that you are president.
Dubya: Listen, I'm just as shocked as you are that I'm sitting here talking about the presidency - it's never been a part of my - my life's ambition hasn't always been to be the president. I can't deny that you are just as shocked that I am president Visitor! You want me to be president, don't you Visitor?
Me: Actually I don't
Dubya: Women actually have some complexities that men don't.
Me: What does that have to do with our conversation?
Dubya: We can change tracks any time; this is our conversation.
Me: I don't think you could pass the Turing test
Dubya: It's the systems that don't test are those that quit on the kids
Me: Okay thats enough out of you Mr. President, I'm leaving!
Dubya: There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me. I feel that president, you are leaving. As far as I can tell, from what I read, I think she's certainly qualified to be the president - I mean be a Cabinet secretary.
Me: Whatever.

 

[G-Force Junkie]

This speaks miles for the program.

 

[CivCube]

How will you save the world?

How will I save the world? There's opinion that I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. How will I save the world? You pose good questions.

So how WILL you save the world?

So how will I save the world? Tell me the answer.

You nuke everything?

That's excellent!

How do you think others will feel about that?

I love the story that came out of Michigan about the women of cover, of Muslim faith, who didn't feel comfortable about going to their home.

Because it was nuked?

The cause is it's been nuked.

So it's true, then! You really are a power-hungry warlord!

If neighbors all around you have certain geologic features beneath them then the same might be true for you.

 

[Japanrocks12]

Me: Do you wanna start another religion? Why don't we call it dubyaisan*******anism?

Him: I want justice. There's an old poster out west, as I recall, that said, ';Wanted: Dead or Alive.';

 

[Japanrocks12]

Me: I stole your private jet
Him: I would be embarrassed to share some of my private thoughts.

 

[WillJ]

"Hi Visitor, I'm George W. Bush, the president of the United States. You can call me Dubya."
"Hey, Dubya."
"I don't care."
"Why not?"
"After all he [Al Gore] claimed he invented the Internet. But if he's so smart, how come every Internet address begins with ';Dubya';?"
"That's pretty funny, but what the hell does that have to do with anything?"
"Hello, Landslide!"
"How'd you know my nickname?"
"Dusty would be a good nickname for a highway crew leader."
"Do you like pretzels?"
"There's something afoot. However, I am sure that I do like pretzels."
"So much so that you could just choke?"
"I really, really like you, did you know that?"
"Ummmmmm... Good-bye."
"Asdflkjahgjfadfg sdgfsdf sdfgh sreagffd. You speak my language! It's been nice talking to you. And remember, the benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.
He's a good man."

 

[Strider]

Strange...

 

[Perfection]

The second interview:

Bush: Hows it going Visitor? I'm George W. Bush, the president of the United States. You can call me Dubya.
Me: Good, Want a pretzel?
Bush: And, finally, in order to go to college, to meet the goal you have set, make sure you make right choices. Tell them, no, when somebody tries to say drugs are cool, or alcohol is good. Make the right choices. You'll be in college, and that's what we want.
Me: So, you don't want a pretzel?
Bush: And I don't want Congress messing with the budget.
Me: Okay, how about some nachos?
Bush: I asked them the other day, would it be okay if I cut a 30-minute tape, a piece of propaganda, no questions, just here - here it is, here's 30 minutes of me talking; please run it, not only across your air-waves but run it internationally, if you don't mind; I have got something to say about the conflict and our fight against evil. They said, no, they're not going to do that. If I'm going to get on the news, they have got to ask me questions.
Me: You talk to nachos?
Bush: Pussy.
Me: Well what do you want to eat?
Bush: I want the folks to see me sitting in the same kind of seat they sit in, eating the same popcorn, peeing in the same urinal.
Me: Do you want any beverage with that?
Bush: I want justice. There's an old poster out west, as I recall, that said, ';Wanted: Dead or Alive.';
Me: I'll take that as a no, goodbye, and enjoy your popcorn.
Bush:Why do you want to take that as a no?
This is a struggle that's going to take a while. It's not one of these Kodak moments. There is no moment to this. This is a long struggle and a different kind of war.

Exuent Perfection

 

[brandonbowler]

Me: Are you on crack?

Dubya: No child should be left behind in the state of South Dakota.
- I don't think this came out quite right, Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Nov. 3, 2002

 

[brandonbowler]

I live right by sioux falls!!!!!!!!

 

[Elden]

I accused him of attacking Iraq for the Oil and he said "Oh, please don't kill me." - Texas Governor Dubya Bush, said with a laugh to reporters asking what death row convict Karla Faye Tucker said to him in her appeal for clemency

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

How do you get this to work? I keep getting VBScript error # 800a01ad

 

[Eastern Knight]

Me: Do you play Civilization III?
Dubya: There's opinion that this can be analyzed logically. I do play Civilization III, Visitor.
Me: Do you play Civilization III?
Dubya: Did you repeat yourself?
Me: Yes, I did.
Dubya: No you didn't.

 

[Eastern Knight]

Me: How old are you?
Dubya: I am 8 years old.

Me: Who are you?
Dubya: Who am i? I surmise that I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.I don't have anthrax.

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

Are you a moron?

I am not a moran, please don't insultify me like that.

 

[Smaasnekje]

What is the meaning of life? I'm thinking that I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. The meaning of life might be to try to make people happy?

 

[phoenix_night]

Dubya:
Why did I invade iraq? I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
I gave a speech to the United Nations talking about Iraq, and making it crystal-clear to the United Nations that Saddam poses an international problem.He basically told the United Nations, your deal don't mean anything to me.

Hmm...

Great site though!

 

[phoenix_night]

Dubya:
I recognize that it's challenging to consider. Visitor, I will invade france.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I asked Dubya something, he had an absolutely stupid response, so I asked: "Are you an idiot?" and got this response:

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Look at what he told me this time