Flatlander Fox
Armed Cultural Consultant
The wonderful and wise Sultan Shazaam narrowly avoided tragedy today when he was shot at by enemy troops at an undisclosed location.
Shazaam was leading an elite force of Turkish Special Forces on a recon mission when the gun-battle occured.
"Shazaam was godlike" states one observer. "He charged the firers like a madman, and killed them with his bare hands. The remaining enemy was terrified and fled, weeping at the sight of the great and terrible ruler."
The raiding party then destroyed a munitions depot, and then disappeared back into the mists.
In celebration of his small but important victory, Shazaam married wife #41 (Fatima) in a private ceremony.
Shazaam was leading an elite force of Turkish Special Forces on a recon mission when the gun-battle occured.
"Shazaam was godlike" states one observer. "He charged the firers like a madman, and killed them with his bare hands. The remaining enemy was terrified and fled, weeping at the sight of the great and terrible ruler."
The raiding party then destroyed a munitions depot, and then disappeared back into the mists.
In celebration of his small but important victory, Shazaam married wife #41 (Fatima) in a private ceremony.