Clown Car 2016

[JollyRoger]

Antilogic has a thread on 2016 for candidates that have already announced. This thread is for the unofficial Clown Car - candidates declared or undeclared and the circus they are already providing.

I'll start with Little Bobby Jindal describing the EuropeanJewishMuslim invasion of the AmericasPalestinethe West:

"They may be second, third, fourth generation, they don't consider themselves part of that country. They're actually going in there to colonize, to overtake the culture," Jindal said. "If people don't want to come here to integrate and assimilate, what they're really trying to do is ... overturn our culture."

http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/21/politics/bobby-jindal-no-go-zones-fox/index.html

Thread House Rules: Please no Red Diamondish posts.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

When Bobby Jindal presents himself as representing this country, I don't consider myself part of it either.

 

[Cutlass]

If we want to be properly stereotypical of it, the same could be said of Jindal's people. At least by some. maybe Jindal thinks he's assimilated since he's become a spokesman for the Party of Stupid.

 

[cybrxkhan]

I, too, look forward to another entertaining season this time around.

If we want to be properly stereotypical of it, the same could be said of Jindal's people. At least by some. maybe Jindal thinks he's assimilated since he's become a spokesman for the Party of Stupid.

He might be one of those self-hating types, or leaning towards it (I haven't heard of any blatant self-hating rhetoric from him, but usually most self-hating folks in real life tend to be a bit more complex than one would think)

 

[Kyriakos]

Pls tell me that this one is back:


Link to video.

Best political ad of all times.

 

[Commodore]

When Bobby Jindal presents himself as representing this country, I don't consider myself part of it either.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[bhavv]

I've known far far far many more non assimilated anti western Indian Hindus than Muslims. Two of them I call mom and dad!

 

[Commodore]

Here's my contribution to the thread by the way:

Good ole Chris Christie (no quote because I think this picture speaks for itself and is right in line with the theme of the thread)

And in the interest of political fairness here is one of the Democrat hopefuls:

I am the government.

 

[Cutlass]

I, too, look forward to another entertaining season this time around.



He might be one of those self-hating types, or leaning towards it (I haven't heard of any blatant self-hating rhetoric from him, but usually most self-hating folks in real life tend to be a bit more complex than one would think)

Uncle Bobby?

 

[JollyRoger]

Uncle Ben Carson:

From what I know (and all we don't know) about biology, I find it as hard to accept the claims of evolution as it is to think that a hurricane blowing through a junkyard could somehow assemble a fully equipped and flight-ready 747. You could blow a billion hurricanes through a trillion junkyards over infinite periods of time, and I don't think you'd get one aerodynamic wing, let alone an entire jumbo jet complete with complex connections for a jet-propulsion system, a radar system, a fuel-injection system, an exhaust system, a ventilation system, control systems, electronic systems, plus backup systems for all of those, and so much more. There's simply not enough time in eternity for that to happen. Which is why not one of us has ever doubted that a 747, by its very existence, gives convincing evidence of someone's intelligent design.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/01/ben-carson-evolution-fossil-record

 

[Borachio]

I know nothing about American politics beyond the fact that it's some kind of country off the West coast of Ireland, so I don't see what Clown Cars have to do with it.

As far as I know, Clown Cars have two major features: all the doors fall off when the car comes to a halt, and the number of passengers doesn't have a known upper bound.

Oh, and the colour-coding of American political parties is back to front. No, that's wrong. Do I mean the wrong way round? Anyway, the Democrats should be red and the Republicans blue. Otherwise it simply makes no sense. Honestly, Americans, if you can't get your colour-coding straight, what hope can you have for the future? No wonder you're confused and keep crashing stuff into planets.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

As far as I know, Clown Cars have two major features: all the doors fall off when the car comes to a halt, and the number of passengers doesn't have a known upper bound.

You say you don't know about America, and yet you describe it to a tee.

 

[Cutlass]

Oh, and the colour-coding of American political parties is back to front. No, that's wrong. Do I mean the wrong way round? Anyway, the Democrats should be red and the Republicans blue. Otherwise it simply makes no sense. Honestly, Americans, if you can't get your colour-coding straight, what hope can you have for the future? No wonder you're confused and keep crashing stuff into planets.

Take your pick:

1) Republicans have a great deal more in common with communists than Democrats do.

2) The red ink on America's balance sheet is pretty much all the work of Republican polices.

 

[Rashiminos]

Rand Paul has ideas and a well-known last name. Does it fit in the car?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Rand Paul has ideas and a well-known last name. Does it fit in the car?

Considering how the last name became well known he may well be driving the car.

 

[Kyriakos]

Ron Paul>Rand Paul>all other Merican politicians

 

[gay_Aleks]

If I was American, I'd vote Hillary just so we could see what would happen.

 

[Traitorfish]

I liked this bit,

"It used to be OK to call America the melting pot, now the politically correct one wants to say, look we can't impose our culture on others, we can't impose our values on others, that's nonsense," Jindal said.

'Cos, like, you'd think the metaphor of a "melting pot" was pretty simple, right? Like it's the sort of phrase they invent to explain complex sociological processes to children? But somehow Jindal manages to get it exactly wrong?

 

[Commodore]

I liked this bit,

'Cos, like, you'd think the metaphor of a "melting pot" was pretty simple, right? Like it's the sort of phrase they invent to explain complex sociological processes to children? But somehow Jindal manages to get it exactly wrong?

Maybe Jindal thinks the US should be like the Borg.

We are the US. We will add your societal and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

 

[gay_Aleks]

That would make ISIS the Federation, and the world has probably gone to hell if that's true.