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"You are a terrific guy. You are doing amazing work which is visible in every way.... Parkistanis are one of the most intelligent people. I am ready and willing to play any role that you want me to play to address and find solutions to the outstanding problems. It will be an honor and I will personally do it...Please convey to the Pakistani people that they are amazing and all Pakistanis I have known are exceptional people."



president-elect Trump in recent phone conversation with prime minister Nawaz Sharif, according to Pakistan-released transcript
 
"I'm Leninist. Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that's my goal too. I want to bring everything crashing down, and destroy all of today's establishment... National Review and The Weekly Standard are both left-wing magazines, and I want to destroy them as well. No one reads them or cares what they say."


chief Trump strategist Steve Bannon, to a <em>Daily Beast</em> reporter in 2013
 
And he's sitting side by side with this Mnuchin fellow? Wow.
 
"It doesn't matter to me. He won the election. The way I see the tweets you're talking about, he's basically giving voice to a lot of people who have felt that they were voiceless...Who cares what he tweeted, you know, on some Thursday night, if we fix this country's big problems?"


House Speaker Paul Ryan on Trump's false claim that millions of people voted illegally for Hillary Clinton
 
"She has to go to jail."
-- Trump, on Clinton, before election

"Nah, forget it. That plays great before the election, now we don't care."
-- Trump, on Clinton, after election
 
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ynetnews said:
Top intelligence officials last week told President-elect Donald Trump about an unsubstantiated report that Russia had compromising personal and financial information about him, a US official said Tuesday.

The report's most graphic allegation details how, during a trip to Moscow, Trump supposedly witnessed prostitutes perform a "golden showers (urination) show" for him in the presidential suite of the Ritz-Carlton hotel. The alleged reason for the show was that the act was performed on a bed where President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle had slept during one of their trips to Russia.
From ynetnews, the beeb has the story but not the more juicy details. This is unsubstantiated, it could be fake news but is funny either way.
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How can you even have anything compromising about Trump.
The guy will say something heinous on camera and ten minutes later insist that he never said that. Nothing will stick. Not even dry urine.
 
Trump said:
Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to "leak" into the public. One last shot at me. Are we living in Nazi Germany?
Either it was leaked by the intelligence agencies in which case it is not really fake news, or it was just made up and didn't come from the intelligence agencies.
 
Either it was leaked by the intelligence agencies in which case it is not really fake news, or it was just made up and didn't come from the intelligence agencies.

I suppose he means they fabricated it to harm him. Then giving it -in whatever fashion- to the press.

USA has got more insane (even) than usual.
 
It didn't come from the intelligence agencies, it came from a former MI6 agent doing opposition research for one of the other Republican candidates during the primaries. It was circulated to the press several months ago, but never saw the light of day because nobody was able to verify any of the content. Buzzfeed published it as soon as it came out that Trump and Obama had been given a summary of its contents in last week's Russian brief, I guess because this provided enough legitimacy in their opinion to warrant its publication.
 
"All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It's hard to find a great dress for this inauguration."
-- Donald Trump

"We have 200 dresses, if not more, in stock."
-- Mae Shipe, owner of Mae's Dress Boutique

"There's never been less demand for inaugural ball gowns in my 38 years."
-- Peter Marx, owner of Saks Jandel
 
El Reg said:
Trump's cyber-guru Giuliani runs ancient 'easily hackable website'
Stunned security experts tear strips off president-elect pick hours after announcement

US president-elect Donald Trump's freshly minted cyber-tsar Rudy Giuliani runs a website with a content management system years out of date and potentially utterly hackable.

Former New York City mayor and Donald loyalist Giuliani was today unveiled by Trump's transition team as the future president's cybersecurity adviser – meaning Giuliani will play a crucial role in the defense of America's computer infrastructure.

Giulianisecurity.com, the website for the ex-mayor's eponymous infosec consultancy firm, is powered by a roughly five-year-old build of Joomla! that is packed with vulnerabilities. Some of those bugs can be potentially exploited by miscreants using basic SQL injection techniques to compromise the server.

This seemingly insecure system also has a surprising number of network ports open – from MySQL and anonymous LDAP to a very out-of-date OpenSSH 4.7 that was released in 2007.

Security gurus are right now tearing strips off Trump's cyber-wizard pick. Top hacker Dan Tentler was first to point out the severely out-of-date Joomla! install.

"It speaks volumes," Tentler told The Register, referring to Giuliani's computer security credentials, or lack of, and fitness for the top post.

"Seventy-year-old luddite autocrats who often brag about not using technology are somehow put in charge of technology: it's like setting our country on fire and giving every extranational hacker a roman candle – or, rather, not setting on fire, but dousing in gasoline."
From El Reg.
 
Fury Road is going to end up like Starship Troopers, a satire of events that hadn't happened yet.
 
"I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world."


Vladimir Putin, on Trump and Russia's prostitutes
 
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