Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[GPuzzle]

Cheap as it gets, filled with fat and everyone's been there at least once.

 

[Snerk]

Cheap, fast and easy.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Merci .
I'm going to say that the next winner starts the new thread, since we're not yet really at 1000.
(unless everyone else disagrees )


mmmhh...no idea...mmmhh:
Your mother is like fastfood:

She's ugly, but for some reason, I keep on with her.

 

[SamSniped]

I have enough change in my car for either.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Corrupting school cafeterias.

 

[madviking]

Your mother is like fastfood:

served by a poor mexican in less than a minute

i'm not rasist i swear

 

[Fr8monkey]

I keep saying I am going to quit; but eventually wind up in line in the drive through.

 

[_random_]

An ubiquitous symbol of American economic imperialism.

 

[JollyRoger]

Slathered with secret sauce

 

[Zack]

Looks great in the picture, but in person you realize it's really just a big ball of cholesterol.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Never well done...

 

[azzaman333]

She comes with a side of fries.

 

[Narz]

The subject of some disturbing documentaries.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Billions and billions served

 

[reddishrecue]

on who, man

 

[The_J]

Looks great in the picture, but in person you realize it's really just a big ball of cholesterol.

Don't know why, but this made me giggle.
->

 

[Zack]

Edit: will start new thread later when I'm on a computer

 

[_random_]

Start the new thread yo.

 

[madviking]

START THE NEW THREAD, ZACH

i

 

[Zack]

ugh FINE

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