Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Gori the Grey]

Rare.

 

[jackelgull]

my mind is like a steak...

I have eaten neither

 

[Zack]

You've never had steak?

 

[jackelgull]

Nope. But I have heard it's good.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Crusty on the outside and juicy on the inside.... Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

[gay_Aleks]

my mind is like a steak...

fake and pretentious

 

[azzaman333]

Charred by the flames of time.

 

[madviking]

3rd

Charred by the flames of time.

2rd

Way, way, way too dark.

1rd

Grass fed.

 

[Snerk]

Spending time on CFC is like dancing..

 

[GPuzzle]

I can't be bothered to do either.

 

[azzaman333]

You think you're the best when you do it drunk, but when you sober up you see the horrors of your actions plastered all over social media.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Spending time on CFC is like dancing..

Something you enjoy currently, but in a few years you are filled with a desire to forget.

 

[Mise]

@ azza

Spending time on CFC is like dancing..

You go round and round in circles without getting anywhere.

 

[Verarde]

I used to do a lot of it back in high school, but I don't have as much time anymore in college.

 

[Gori the Grey]

No good partners, but once my fingers get tappin', I just can't seem to stop myself.

 

[Zack]

Spending time on CFC is like dancing..

It always ends with me getting banned from the establishment.

 

[madviking]

Spending time on CFC is like dancing..

most people think they're better than average at doing it.

 

[JollyRoger]

Banned in much of rural America

 

[Fr8monkey]

Just lurking waiting to troll the others...

 

[Narz]

Spending time on CFC is like dancing..

...awkwardly, with a bunch of lonely men and boys.