Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Yared]

Well, you do spell gay Christiano Ronaldo.

 

[classical_hero]

Life is like a box of tacos: empty shells waiting to be filled wit something exciting.

 

[madviking]

Life is like a box of tacos: you're gonna die from heart failure.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Life is like a box of tacos: Mmmmm tacos.

 

[Zack]

Life is like a box of tacos: I don't want it to end.

 

[El Koeno]

Well, you do spell gay Christiano Ronaldo.

Well, the fact that something is true, does little to erase the mental picture. Besides, when was CR "nice and spicy"?

Life's like a box of taco's: by the time you've gotten far enough into it to wonder: "Is it really worth it?" You'll have another beer, and forget all about it.

 

[Yared]

Classical Hero's is the best so far.

 

[Reiser]

Life is like a box of tacos: You don't imagine a box of tacos giving you lemons, but that's life.

 

[LucyDuke]

Life is like a box of tacos: Spicy and nice at first, but in the end, your butt hurts.

This, then.

And Mise nobody else likes your stupid boyfriend.

 

[Yared]

Yay I won.

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The USA: Where...

 

[Bobbtjoe]

The USA: the only place where you can find a deep-fried pizza.

 

[Yared]

Are you allowed to do that? You inserted a text in the middle of mine.

I mean, I'm fine with it.

 

[Fr8monkey]

The USA: Where the men are men and that makes everyone else nervous...

 

[Zack]

The USA: Where massive financial reform is a 2300 page law that does nothing.

 

[Perfection]

The USA: Where the hell is it?

 

[kill fire]

The USA: Where some countries might ride horses, we ride obese children.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

The USA: Where the majestic obese creatures run free.

 

[classical_hero]

The USA: where reform makes no sense at all.

 

[LucyDuke]

The USA: Where USA first #1.

 

[Theov]

The USA: where they lead the world in being south of Canada.