Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[madviking]

winner

It helps to have uncovered tight ends.

2nd

It last 4 hours for 10 minutes of action, and half the participants are left feeling deeply unsatisfied by the result.

3rd

Many claim to have done it, but few actually did.

 

[jackelgull]

making love is like winning the super bowl

I know i'm not going to win but...

Making love is like winning the Superbowl: Ultimately pointless, but hey it passes the time

 

[JollyRoger]

I like my women like my post count

 

[Zack]

I like my women like my post count

All the cool guys have at least ten thousand.

 

[madviking]

I like my women like my post count

big .

 

[Zack]

I like my women like my post count

Bigger than madviking's.

 

[Verarde]

I like my women like my post count

Not too large to show that they have way too much time on their hands, but just enough to show that they're pretty active.

 

[azzaman333]

Free of input from other men.

 

[madviking]

Bigger than madviking's.

 

[gay_Aleks]

I like my women like my post count

Increasing at an alarming rate.

 

[jackelgull]

I like my women like my post count

Quantity over quality

 

[JollyRoger]

Quantity over quality

Winner

 

[jackelgull]

Really? Sweet!

I like my corporations like I like my women.

 

[Gori the Grey]

People

 

[madviking]

too big to fail

 

[Zack]

They pay me to be involved with them.

 

[JollyRoger]

Closely held subsidiaries

 

[azzaman333]

It's strongly preferred that they're not in the business of spreading viruses if I'm going to invest in them.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Co-operative.

 

[jackelgull]

It's strongly preferred that they're not in the business of spreading viruses if I'm going to invest in them.

Winner.

And my contribution- I like my corporations like I like my women: Chinese and cheap.