Fr8monkey
Deity
I can't remember it.
Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two
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Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Every breath you take, beat it, alone.
azzaman333
meh
It sucks.
Narz
keeping it real
Easier to enjoy when you realize its absurdity.
Verarde
Pondering Wearing A Hat
You enjoy it for the brief shining moments of clarity, but ignore the rest of it.
Mise
isle of lucy
Sorta glad when it's over.
madviking
north american scum
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Jewel Runner
Life is like the wi-fi at McDonald's.
madviking
north american scum
alright in the end but you're constantly surrounded by fat people, crappy food, and corporate greed
Zack
99% hot gas
Not enough bars.
Gori the Grey
The Poster
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When you take a good look around, you wonder why you would even bother trying to hook up.
Narz
keeping it real
I agree with your assessment, those two were gold.
Without that connection you are but a lost soul in an alluring but hostile environment.
gay_Aleks
from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
Filled with asses who keep intruding your privacy.
azzaman333
meh
It goes painfully slow and leaves you wondering how you sunk to that level.
Fr8monkey
Deity
Always slower than you want while surrounded by fat greasy slobs.
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Jewel Runner
This takes it.
azzaman333
meh
Crap, I need to come up with something now.
Umm...
You're drunk and you're singing a song about your life, what one line sums it up best?
Bonus points for songs I don't have to look up to figure out where the line came from, but either way just make me lol.
Umm...
You're drunk and you're singing a song about your life, what one line sums it up best?
Bonus points for songs I don't have to look up to figure out where the line came from, but either way just make me lol.
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