Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Zack]

a piece of software with computer-generated graphics and terrible ai

 

[Verarde]

better with mods

 

[Mise]

I didn't get it until several years past its prime, by which point it already looked rather old and dated, it hasn't aged well since, I don't really play with it any more anyway, and frankly I'm ready to move on to something newer and fresher, that looks better and plays better and makes me feel young again. (If you're reading this, it's over.)

 

[Snerk]

Replaced by a younger and better looking model.

 

[azzaman333]

It gets better with the expansion packs.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Only a game to me.

 

[gay_Aleks]

My new girlfriend is like Civ4...

It's plain without mods, but with mods it turns crazy.

 

[bhavv]

She needs mods to function at her best.

 

[jackelgull]

I can't handle either when they're on their most difficult settings.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Mise made me grin, this one made me lol-

I can't handle either when they're on their most difficult settings.

Winner.

 

[jackelgull]

And I thought I was about as funny as a face full of mustard gas. I really didn't expect to win.

Here's a shout out to Jason DeRulo:
My girlfriend's bra is like a Katy Perry song
My girlfriend's but is like a Kanye West song
My girlfriend's eyes are like a Cold Play song

Someone please make sense of these nonsense comparisons!!!!

Anyways, you only actually have to tackle one of them. If you want you can do all three, but only one try per comparison counts.

 

[W|M]

My girlfriend's butt is like a Kanye West song

That shi cray

 

[Zack]

My girlfriend's eyes are like a Cold Play song

They've seen better days.

 

[bhavv]

My girlfriend is like a Katy Pery song, she roars while asleep.

 

[jackelgull]

My girlfriend is like a Katy Pery song, she roars while asleep.

It's my girlfriend's bra is like a Katy Perry song.

 

[madviking]

My girlfriend's bra is like a Katy Perry song

 

[bhavv]

Well I only know that one Katy Perry song and I have no idea how to link it to bras

 

[Mise]

My girlfriend's eyes are like a Coldplay song. She suffers from jaundice.

 

[gay_Aleks]

My girlfriend's but is like a Kanye West song

Only feces come out of it.

 

[Snerk]

My girlfriend's eyes are like a Cold Play song. Yellow. She should see a doctor.