Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Onionsoilder]

I like my women like I like my artwork: Naked.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my artwork: auctioned off for large sums of money.

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like I like my artwork: everyone find it beautifull, but no man has ever really understood it....

 

[Atrebates]

I like my women like I like my artwork: famous, beautiful & Italian

 

[Lord Baal]

Victory is yours.

 

[Atrebates]

Yay

I like my women like I like my sports:

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my sports: With numerous balls... Forget it, I'm not going there.

 

[Lord Baal]

Yay

I like my women like I like my sports:

Uh, actually I was trying to quote z4dabeast, but my girlfriend's computer refuses to let me quote properly. No problems, you've already come up with a joke anyway.

I like my women like I like my sports: with complicated rules I can never figure out.

 

[aronnax]

I like my women like I like my sports: all 4 bases reached and loaded

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like i like my sports: implying contact in awkward positions

 

[Atrebates]

Over to Baal (unless you're not allowed to switch back to prior Questioner on this thread?)

 

[Lord Baal]

Over to Baal (unless you're not allowed to switch back to prior Questioner on this thread?)

Nah, no rule against that. And thanks.

I like my women like I like my chess-sets.

 

[warpus]

I like my women like I like my chess sets: Stored away in a box, only come out when I want to play.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my chess-sets: In the closet.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I like my women like I like my chess sets: set up so there is a forced mate in five moves.

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my chess sets: coming with me in tournaments.

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like I like my chess sets: allowing me to f*** the queen of some other guy!!!

 

[classical_hero]

I like my women like my chess sets - only if they are all pawn.

 

[Lord Baal]

I like my women like I like my chess sets: set up so there is a forced mate in five moves.

You're up, you apparent rapist you.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I like my women like I like my flags: