Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Narz, Aug 19, 2009.
Yo mama is like a flat Pepsi: Goes down easy on desperate nights only
Your momma is like a flat Pepsi: someones already been there so long ago that the package is nasty and insipid.
Yo mama is like New Years' Eve
Yo mama is like New Years' Eve : Has some flashy bangs half-way through but you still wake up with a massive headache
Yo mama is like New Years' Eve: Pretty fun after some heavy drinking, but after it's over, you find absolutely nothing has changed in your life, and it all feels like a fluke.
Yo mama is like New Years' Eve, she only comes once a year, but when she does there are fireworks.
Yo mama is like New Years' Eve: Not worth experiencing without consuming lots of alcohol.
Very well then.
My life is like my house:
It goes up in flames more often than I'd like.
My life is like my house: Owned by someone else!
My life is like my house, big on the outside, but full of trash on the inside
Your turn random nerd.
I like my women like I like my resume.
Little substance, with lots of padding, and done by my girlfriend.
pleasing to the eye
Lauding my best qualities while not mentioning my failings.
Sweet, I won. Okay, now to think of something.
I like my women like I like my artwork.
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