Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[mechaerik]

Love is like lightening:

it makes things a little brighter.

 

[Perfection]

Love is like lighting, CUZ THEY BOTH START WITH "L".

 

[Mise]

Love is like lightning: they both happen sometimes.

 

[Yared]

Love is like lightening: They can both leave your heart hurting

 

[GoodGame]

Love is like Lightning: It strikes totally unexpected, and you wake up from the coma 1 month later totally covered in sores.

 

[madviking]

Winner:

Love is like lightning; sure, it sends a pleasant tingle down your spine at first, but in the end it leaves you burnt, broken, with your pants on fire in the back of an ambulance.

Mine:

Love is like lightening: sometimes it can't strike twice.

 

[Lord Baal]

Not bad for the day my fiancee and I had a massive fight, huh?

Here's a topical one for all of you:

Life is like the Australian election....

 

[Yared]

Life is like the Australian election: You think people actually give a crap about you, but they don't.

 

[Yeekim]

Winner:

Hey, not even an honorable nomination?

 

[classical_hero]

Life is like the Australian election, where all screwed no matter what.

 

[member66170]

Life is like the Australian election: no one cares what's going to happen, and those who do, don't know

 

[KaiserElectric]

Life is like the Australian election: You think people actually give a crap about you, but they don't.

Life is like the Australian election: ...

Screw it, I can't beat that.

 

[LucyDuke]

Life is like the Australian election.... I have no idea what's happening.

 

[Mise]

Life is like the Australian election: in spite of everything, it still looks like the woman is going to lose.

 

[Lord Baal]

Life is like the Australian election: in spite of everything, it still looks like the woman is going to lose.

I liked this one. Apologies for the lateness; visiting with la familia. Mise, you be up, homes.

 

[Mise]

Yay!

I like my women like I like my RPG walkthroughs: ______

 

[Yared]

I like my women like I like my RPG walkthroughs: Easy on the eyes.

 

[Lord Baal]

I like my women like I like my RPG walkthroughs: Nerdy, quiet and on the internet.

 

[Kullervo]

I like my women like I like RPG walkthroughs: always available, and making you feel like you can do anything.

Hey, it's 7 o clock on a Saturday, best I can do...

 

[classical_hero]

I like my women like I like my RPG walkthroughs: actually I don't since they are just too random for me.