Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[choxorn]

Posting on CFC is like shopping at Wal-Mart: Everything is Cheap, but sucks.

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my magazines: keeping me entertained while I'm sitting on the toilet.


edit:

Oh damn

 

[Veritass]

[Bubba, we need a clean-up on aisle 3.]

 

[Veritass]

Well, that topic was a bust! I guess I'll give it to z4ckdabeast (how do you pronounce that?).

Posting on CFC is like shopping at WalMart: you run into your fair share of geniuses as well as your fair share of idiots.

Take it away, z4ckdabeast! Hopefully you can come up with a better competition.

 

[Zack]

I'm surprised I won, I thought mine was horrible.

I like my bed like I like my strip clubs:

 

[Catharsis]

I like my bed like I like my strip clubs: a place I can go to dream of unobtainable pleasures, and maybe even salivate a little.

 

[dwaxe]

Well, that topic was a bust! I guess I'll give it to z4ckdabeast (how do you pronounce that?).

Zack Da Beast?

I like my bed like I like my strip clubs: present in them are wet and naked women--not wet and naked laptops.

 

[Zack]

I can't decide, and there are only two responses.. is this dead?

 

[Veritass]

I like my bed like I like my strip clubs:

But then, I like to eat in bed.


<<I thought z4ckdabeast was pronounced, "Z forked a beast." I guess I am not very l33t.>>

 

[Zack]

<<I thought z4ckdabeast was pronounced, "Z forked a beast."

Sorry, I just never thought of my name that way.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I can't decide, and there are only two responses.. is this dead?

It'll be dead all right if you don't pick an answer.

 

[Zack]

You need to change your user title.

What's the point? We're only getting a couple responses every time.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I haven't posted over the last few because the subject was lame.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

You need to change your user title.

What's the point? We're only getting a couple responses every time.

How do I do that again? And if nobody's gonna post a response, I will.

I like my women like I like my socks...​

 

[Zack]

How do I do that again? And if nobody's gonna post a response, I will.

Quick links, then edit your details.

I like my women like I like my socks: Smelly and cooped up all day in the bottom of a gym locker.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Quick links, then edit your details.

I like my women like I like my socks: Smelly and cooped up all day in the bottom of a gym locker.

thanks, I changed it.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my socks: Wrapped around my sweaty, stinky feet being walked on by me.

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like I like my socks: Always two of them with me.

 

[Dumanios]

I like my women like I like my socks: Shoved into my dresser drawer.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

3 good ones and a bad one already. z4ckdabeast, and you said this was dead.