Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[holy king]

i like my kids like i like my maple syrup...

 

[Dumanios]

I like my kids like I like my Maple Syrup:Slow,Gooey and on my Pancakes

 

[cardgame]

i like my kids like i like my maple syrup... brown, thick, and dripping on my food.

 

[choxorn]

Well it has been past the time, so I shall pick up the work.

I'll mix the to: I like my woman like I like yo momma.

I ALREADY DID THAT! COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEA!

Alright, hmmm...

I like my women like I like yo momma:

Anyway...

I like my kids like I like my maple syrup- good with pancakes and waffles.

 

[Narz]

i like my kids like i like my maple syrup...

Sweet, easy to take care of & hanging out in trees all day.

 

[classical_hero]

I like my kids like my maple syrup: sweet and tasty.

 

[Catharsis]

I like my kids like I like my maple syrup: encased in glass and stored in a cupboard until needed.

 

[holy king]

catharsis destroyed the opposition.

your turn.

 

[Catharsis]

I like my women like I like my superheroes:

 

[Veritass]

I like my women like I like my superheroes:

Physically awesome, and faster than a speeding bullet.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my superheroes: Wearing as little as possible!

 

[choxorn]

God damn it, Fr8Monkey took the best one.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Hey choxorn:

Spoiler :

 

[holy king]

I like my women like I like my superheroes:

leading a double life and being mutant.

 

[Weik]

I like my women like I like my superheroes: Without tights

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my superheroes. Drawn in cartoon form.

 

[Catharsis]

Tricky. Well, dwaxe's one took me a while to get, but once I did, it was funny. So dwaxe gets the floor.

I like my women like I like my superheroes. Drawn in cartoon form

 

[dwaxe]

Whoa I'm late.

I like my women like I like my magazines...

P.S. Yes you can use any definition of magazine.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my magazines... blowing my gun.

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like I like my magazines: catering to my interests.