Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Zack]

z4ckdabeast, and you said this was dead.

You said you were perma banned.

 

[Japher]

I like my women how I like my socks: keeping me warm on a winter night and unable to talk.

 

[Japher]

I like my women how I like my socks: slutty.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

You said you were perma banned.

I couldn't fit "I'm on the road to perma banhood"

 

[holy king]

i like my women like i like my socks: both my feet stick in one each.

 

[Veritass]

I like my women like I like my socks: with one hole that is perfect and snug and fits me, and another hole that my big toe keeps poking through.

 

[mechaerik]

I like my women like I like my socks: cotton.

 

[choxorn]

Bobbtjoe, we're awaiting your answer...

... Or are you banned again?

 

[Zack]

No he's not, he still has his avatar.

 

[mechaerik]

No he's not, he still has his avatar.

So when you are banned, you lose your avatar?

 

[Zack]

So when you are banned, you lose your avatar?

And your signature, but bobbtjoe doesn't have a signature so it would have looked stupid to say that.

 

[choxorn]

Strange... He HAD a signature a few days ago.

Temporary Ban?

 

[Narz]

Anyway, in Bob's absence :

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe

 

[Zack]

Strange... He HAD a signature a few days ago.

Temporary Ban?

For ANY type of ban, you lose both your avatar and your signature.

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe: no older than 12.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe: Banned!

 

[Kennigit]

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe: around for only one night.

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe: Easy to get rid of when they act female doggy.

 

[Catharsis]

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe: in other words, I'm gay.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe: Scurvy ridden

 

[mechaerik]

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe

On the internet, not face to face.