Completely Dumb Ideas

We should add Serbia. The ultimate Kebab remover!

Alright, I don't know anything about Serbia to be honest, but here is some info, if someone could help me I would appreciate it:
Diplo music:

Link to video.
LH: Radovan Karadžić
Spawn: 1217, but forcefully respawn in 1991.
UHV1: Remove Kebab
UHV2: Do so while constantly drinking cups of coffe.
 
We should add Serbia. The ultimate Kebab remover!

Alright, I don't know anything about Serbia to be honest, but here is some info, if someone could help me I would appreciate it:
Diplo music:

Link to video.
LH: Radovan Karadži
Spawn: 1217, but forcefully respawn in 1991.
UHV1: Remove Kebab
UHV2: Do so while constantly drinking cups of coffe.
Karadži was the leader of Respublika Srbska in Bosnia, he still ultimately answered to Milošovi. He's peddling "alternative medicine" these days with his hippie makeover, lol.
That whole mess began when Germany recognized Croatia imo.

Tbh though Serbia wouldn't be such a bad idea if there weren't performance problems.

idea: implement "Democracy" as the AI advisors overriding the player for build and diplomacy decisions.
Human can override Democracy at the cost of +2 unhappiness for each "mandate".
Not running democracy now gives +10 unhappiness.
 
We should add Serbia. The ultimate Kebab remover!

Alright, I don't know anything about Serbia to be honest, but here is some info, if someone could help me I would appreciate it:
Diplo music:

Link to video.
LH: Radovan Karadžić
Spawn: 1217, but forcefully respawn in 1991.
UHV1: Remove Kebab
UHV2: Do so while constantly drinking cups of coffe.

I will remove kabab from the premises with my mouth.
 
I think that RFC should be online, and after you complete UHV your civ become AI controlled and you can choose another or quit the game. After the end everybody can see their scores. Imagine every civ being human controlled and going for UHV, the game will be "VERY" accurate. rsrs
 
Add Ostrothogic Italy to the game.

6GWqxWFg1atcTjHe6ABjVw_m.jpg


I guess it could sort-of-work if we declare that "Italy" the civ represents everything post-Roman in the peninsula, but it would be awkward.

France, however, really needs to spawn earlier than its current Carolingian date.
 
Going back to dumb ideas, we really need to add Dr. Orly Taitz as a Great Person for the USA:


Link to video.

I love her. She's such a character.
 
If the USA has the dynamic name New World Order, it should be granted the ability to build the Black Helicopter UU and the FEMA Camp UB.
 
http://www.slate.com/articles/sport..._horses_but_can_t_jump_higher_than_cats_.html

I propose, using the evidence and findings above, that we change movement ratings for all units accordingly:

1. Melee/Gunpowder/Archery units all move 3 tiles in one turn due to our indisputably superior distance coverage.
2. Mounted units are reduced to 1 tile per turn due to heat stroke and inferior four-legged status,
as well as a -100% City attack malus representing the effects of the passage of time on an equine's psyche.
3. Siege units move 4 tiles if they are manned by man, rendered immobile if horsed by horse.
 
Of course! Why did we even bother using horses for centuries? Let's remove horses from the game both as a resource and as a unit. All mounted units shall be replaced by men riding other men into battle.
 
If Japan ever reaches "Friendly" with France by 1800, Hokkaido would declare independence from Japan and form the Republic of Ezo, with an automatic war declaration from Japan. Japan would also declare war on France.
 
Back
Top Bottom