Critique my game, or, how to pick up girls

[downtown]

Girls =/= scientific modeling. They're people for christsakes.

I didnt even read the whole post, since you started it "people who are good at social interactions". If you talk that way, you arent going to get anywhere.

 

[CaptainF]

Agree with Fifty, downtown and anyone else with similar views.

They are people, so "scientific" methodology gets chucked out the window.

Just be cool, confident, and a little cocky. Humor can't hurt either.

 

[CCA]

Chicks love overblown marxist rhetoric mixed with pretentious faggism.

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[LucyDuke]

As for taking a more organic approach - I tried that, and failed consistently for my entire life (short as it is at 19 years). I'm an INTJ, after all.

This was the first time in my life, by the way, that I have tried anything like this. I have NEVER approached a set before in my entire life, much less one of such high value.

Organic and approach are not mutually exclusive.

My advice: Remember that girls are just people.

 

[aneeshm]

Organic and approach are not mutually exclusive.

My advice: Remember that girls are just people.

I know.

I also know, however, that "people" are just an intrinsically meaningless mapping, evolutionarily designed as a control system to replicate most efficiently. And like any control system, the control is two-way.

 

[LucyDuke]

I know.

I also know, however, that "people" are just an intrinsically meaningless mapping, evolutionarily designed as a control system to replicate most efficiently. And like any control system, the control is two-way.

That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard.

 

[Bill3000]

Get an arranged marriage.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard.

I'm going to try that.

"Hey, hot stuff, did you know that 'people' are just an intrinsically meaningless mapping, evolutionarily designed as a control system to replicate most efficiently? And like any control system, the control is two-way?"

 

[Elta]

I bought into this stuff when I was younger..... Now I just take advice from my friends who have varying degrees of success with girls and it is working much better.

P.S. the 3 second rule is a load of bull.

You can know a girl for a looooong time as a friend and still get with her and sober! both of you! trust me

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I know.

I also know, however, that "people" are just an intrinsically meaningless mapping, evolutionarily designed as a control system to replicate most efficiently. And like any control system, the control is two-way.

Ha ha, more maths jargon. But do you go for girls who are 1-to-1 mappings and 'onto' or ones which are many-to-1 and bijective? (Spot the deliberate mistake for extra nerd points).

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

People on this forums act they want girls to be a math problem. Simply solve the variable, and tada! You're in her pants.

 

[Merkinball]

Simply solve the variable, and tada!

Money. Problem solved.

 

[History_Buff]

There's your problem.

I'm with Aneeshm on this one, some of the hottest girls I've ever met have been in Engineering. Further betweeen, and harder yet to find single ones, but they're the most fun girls you'll ever meet.

 

[aneeshm]

Ha ha, more maths jargon. But do you go for girls who are 1-to-1 mappings and 'onto' or ones which are many-to-1 and bijective? (Spot the deliberate mistake for extra nerd points).

How the hell can a many-to-one be a bijection?

And the brain is not a bijection.

 

[aneeshm]

That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard.

Uhh, girl, that's not a pickup line.

 

[angrybellsprout]

Silly little tactics like not showing interest in a person isn't going to work unless you are an extremely good looking and/or extremely intriguing and confident person. More often than not she will return the favor by ignoring you. Is that what you want?

Personal experience shows that the moment you start showing intrest is the moment that you lose them :\

 

[bigdog5994]

dress up like a gay dude

 

[CaptainF]

dress up like a gay dude

Chicks who hang around gay dudes are usually ugly as hell.

 

[Japanrocks12]

Maybe you can get one as soon as you stop thinking of them as subordinate to you

 

[Bugfatty300]

Personal experience shows that the moment you start showing intrest is the moment that you lose them :\

Yeah because she is not into you. Sorry but thats the case. Ignoring her is not going to change her mind and if it did she's probably not much of a catch to begin with.