Desert Island Challenge.

Tycoon101 said:
It's a good and stable Lawset. Ever read "Lord Of The Flies"? I don't want that scenario to ever happen to my colony.

Yes, but one with no penalty for not following it.

The government today ignores it.
 
Abaddon said:
You are going to be stranded on a reasonably sized Island. There is fresh water, land suitable for crops and there are fleshy animals to hunt.

The aim is not to escape, merely to thrive for ten years.

You would be sent with a group of people - 20 male 20 female.

What skills could you offer?

What 10 items would you take that you value? seeds? rope? solar panel?

1. A nuclear cruise ship, or a kit for one if I have to be stranded at first.
2. 73,000 condoms.
3. 365,000 cans of beer.
4. 219,000 MREs.
5. 9 tons of marijuana.
6. 2 Mk 19 automatic grenade launchers. (For whaling, fishing, and for fending off pirates and the coast guard).
7. 54,000 40mm HEDP grenades.
8. A widescreen TV with surround sound.
9. The contents of one blockbuster store.
10. The contents of one music store.

That ought to cover everything.
 
1. the bible. a good read, and i can blame HIM for my downfall.
2. complete works of shakespear. good fun reading.
3. big ass knife.
4. another, even bigger knife
5. meditating rock. ill have plenty of free thinking time.
5. evrything else i make on the spot
 
1. a strong radio
2. a boat (to send 10 of the twenty other men home)
3. strong rope
4. a strong, durable knife
5. hammer & nails
6. big buckets for collecting water
7. an axe (for chopping wood, opening coconuts, motavating the ten men to leave the island).
8. waterproof journal (with attached case of fifty pens)
9. book on edible plants (and a bunch of other books & board games)
10. matches

edit : and I would bring a bunch of seeds (watermelon, heriloom tomatoes, greens, squashes, grains, stuff like that in the bucket (so it still counts as the bucket item :))
 
1. everything

No no seriously, this is what i would take.

1. axe and knife (alright that's two things but who cares?)
2. hammers and nails
3. radio
4. fishing net
5. something to hold water eg bucket?
6. fridge
7. some seeds or crops
8. solar cell panels and all the other stuff that comes with it.
9. something to write with. we need to maintain our literacy levels.
10. survival guide
 
Shylock said:
Yes, but one with no penalty for not following it.

That's why we have the gun ;)
 
1.) GPS receiver w/ plenty of extra batteries.

2.) Backup GPS receiver w/ plenty of extra batteries.

3.) Satellite phone w/ plenty of extra batteries.

4.) Backup satellite phone w/ plenty of extra batteries.

5.) Powerful FM/VHF/UHF transceiver radio w/ several fully charged battery packs.

6.) Backup powerful FM/VHF/UHF transceiver radio w/ several fully charged battery packs.

7.) (Well-)powered, easy to use, sea-worthy sailboat with an abundant fuel supply, spare parts, and all technical manuals regarding sailing, and the boat's mechanical operation.

8.) Onboard backup boat; a good-sized canoe, with motor and plenty of gasoline (hey, just in case).

9.) Food and water, enough to survive comfortably for at least 3 or 4 months (why take chances...).

10.) .50 caliber machinegun (M2), with several belts of ammo (including tracers, armor piercing, and explosive/incendiary rounds). Alternatively to defense, it also serves the purpose of giving me an easy way to blow my head clean off, if somehow everything goes south.

I'd head out, towards the nearest Allied port (guided by GPS), and use my radio(s) to hail the Coast Guard on 121.5 VHF, and 243.0 UHF when in range of U.S. monitoring station areas. I'd also use my satellite phones, in advance, to pre-arrange an escort into a home base.

Screw the island. I'm comin' back to America, baby.
 
Actually, I was being adventurous there. All I really need is this, if I want out of there quick. -Something I recommend everyone put on their list. But, I thought I'd "have an adventure"...

...with all that radio equipment, GPS, powered boats, and armed to the teeth. :D

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Lotus49 said:
All I really need is this, if I want out of there quick. -Something I recommend everyone put on their list.

I think it should be evident from my list that I don't want to be found. 10 years, condoms, beer, women, weed, and some automatic grenade launchers to keep things interesting. It can only be described as a hedonistic paradise.
 
Narz said:
Lotus, you're supposed to stay ON the island. ;)

Yeah, I know - I read the OP. But, for me that just wasn't an option, man. Planting crops, and crap like that. No thanks, I'm not letting anything get in the way of me achieving financial success, and independence, and living the high life of luxury, here in a free market capitalist society. -And that includes farming potatoes on some remote island, living on a beach in a tiki hut.

Btw, it won't take but like... a couple of weeks before all these supermodels you guys are bringing start to look pretty darn plain-Jane. Give it a few months, and you'll be looking at a cave-woman. Not quite what you're used to seeing on the cover of Maxim... to say the least.
 
Lotus49 said:
Btw, it won't take but like... a couple of weeks before all these supermodels you guys are bringing start to look pretty darn plain-Jane. Give it a few months, and you'll be looking at a cave-woman. Not quite what you're used to seeing on the cover of Maxim... to say the least.

Damnit, you're right! I'll have to give up the marijuana, I need those 9 tons for cosmetic and hygiene supplies. Maybe more than 9 tons.
 
If it's a desert island there'll be volcanic rock, so maybe we can find some stones and scrape their body hair off.
 
Brighteye said:
If it's a desert island there'll be volcanic rock, so maybe we can find some stones and scrape their body hair off.
I was going to say 10-year supply women's razors but it just didn't make the list. If there was fifteen items, definitely. Even if you can't have a plane and escape it's still nice to have a smooth runway. :)
 
Abaddon said:
You are going to be stranded on a reasonably sized Island. There is fresh water, land suitable for crops and there are fleshy animals to hunt.

The aim is not to escape, merely to thrive for ten years.

You would be sent with a group of people - 20 male 20 female.

What skills could you offer?

What 10 items would you take that you value? seeds? rope? solar panel?

I love deserted island scenarios. :)

Anyway, I would probably end up being essentially unskilled labor. I don't have any wilderness survival skills, but because of my outlook on life I would probably be least likely to panic, and would find purpose encouraging others. Otherwise, I would be a capable assistant or apprentice to someone with useful skills, though on the positive I wouldn't have any diseases that need special treatment (asthma, diabetes, etc.)

Ten items? How about
1) Shotgun
2) Box of shot
3) Rope
4) Lighter
5) Case of lighter fluid
6) Tent tarp
7) Sack of potato seeds? (don't know first thing about farming)
8) Pot for boiling water
9) Sleeping bag
10) Dog :)
 
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