Dick Cheney versus Joe Biden

[Gooblah]

10 m by 10m by 10m cage, with barbed wire and chainlink fencing surrounding the exterior. Slap Dick and Joe in and make them fight (somehow, note that this is a hypothetical)...

who would win?

 

[Bill3000]

In the battle of gun vs. mouth, gun wins. Tricky Dick.

 

[LucyDuke]

If they're unarmed, Dick'll go down easy. His heart sucks.

 

[Antilogic]

If they're unarmed, Dick'll go down easy. His heart sucks.

Exactly. He doesn't have the suprise element of shooting his friend in the face when the other guy was probably not expecting it.

I'll reserve the Tricky Dick nickname for Nixon, though, Bill3000.

 

[Perfection]

Defeated, Cheney will leave in a wheelchair.

 

[Shadylookin]

Dick's out of shape and has a bad ticker, but he also could probably eat your soul if you did get within swinging range of him

 

[JollyRoger]

A pretty good race of whether Biden can shoot off his mouth before Cheney does it for him.

 

[Luckymoose]

Dick has heart attacks for the challenge. Biden wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I voted for Biden because I like his special power: the "Gaff Attack". All Cheney has is the "Oops I thought you were a deer", which takes a little longer to load and fire.

 

[Rashiminos]

"Nobody messes with Joe."

(Joe uses a tazer on Dick).

 

[amadeus]

A pretty good race of whether Biden can shoot off his mouth before Cheney does it for him.

In that case, Cheney wins decisively; Biden can't shoot off his mouth so long as he has his foot in it.

 

[Miles Teg]

Biden. The hot air breath attack has a longer range than Cheney's red lightsaber.

 

[GenMarshall]

Joe would win hands down. Cheney would mistake a L4D zombie witch as Joe and shot at it. Then the witch shreads Cheney for stardleing her.

 

[Theige]

I'd take Biden vs 2 Cheney's hands down... 3 Cheney's and we've got a close fight

 

[Phlegmak]

They both die and the US wins?

 

[GoodGame]

Unless Dick Cheney is allowed private contractors or a sawed off shotgun, Biden wins.

 

[JollyRoger]

Just a reminder that John Kerry is a better shot than Cheney.

 

[amadeus]

Just a reminder that John Kerry is a better shot than Cheney.

Deputy Fife is a better shot than the both of them.

 

[Zack]

In the battle of gun vs. mouth, gun wins.

Exactly. Gun will always beat mouth.

 

[GenMarshall]

Exactly. Gun will always beat mouth.

But Cheney's aim sucks .