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Do you like bro-country? Does anyone?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jackelgull, Feb 11, 2015.

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Do you like Bro Country

  1. I love it!

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  2. Worst thing to happen to country music ever

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  3. I like it

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
  4. not a big fan

    5 vote(s)
    29.4%
  5. Don't have any feelings/ not an american

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  1. jackelgull

    jackelgull An aberration of nature

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    Never mind, my eyes are playing tricks on me.
     
  2. Akka

    Akka Moody old mage.

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    Yep. I don't see anything "country" in this. It's just pop (with a caricatural rap-style clip with hypersexualized bombshells in the background).
     
  3. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    What I find weird is that country music, whether bona fide country, or "country" (like this) can never seem to get away from having lyrics all about women and/or trucks. Not even hip-hop is that focused on butts or any other subject matter - so what gives?
     
  4. Traitorfish

    Traitorfish The Tighnahulish Kid

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    Eh? Plenty of country is about other stuff. "Folsom Prison Blues" is maybe the most well-known country song in the world, and it's not about women or trucks.

    If anything, the stereotypical country song is about whiskey and depression.
     
  5. JollyRoger

    JollyRoger Slippin' Jimmy Supporter

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    The bro country formula includes as many as possible of the following as soon as possible in the song (like a rodeo, all of them in 8 seconds):

    Truck, girl, beer and/or liquor (including moonshine), farm equipment, mud, dust, some sort of rural setting (like a river), jeans, boots, guns, Jesus, critters, county line, the bro's financial situation, Friday/Saturday night,and maybe invoke the troops


    Pretty much Creed with a banjo or Nickleback with a fiddle.
     
  6. jackelgull

    jackelgull An aberration of nature

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    Don't forget parties, lots and lots of parties.


    Basically if there's one unifying theme among these country bros, it's that they're here for a good time and not a long time (That last part is my wishful thinking).
     
  7. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    Fair enough - I was basing what I said purely on what I've heard from the random country songs I heard. And for some reason whenever a country song comes on and I'm around, it's either about women.. or trucks.. or both. 0 exceptions. Anecdotal, but it almost had me convinced.
     
  8. jackelgull

    jackelgull An aberration of nature

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    When did you listen? If it was anywhere after 2013, chances are good you were listening to a bro country song. If before, then well, country's always had its stupid side.
     
  9. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    Like, in the last 10 years, random country coming at me from random directions. All the lyrics I hear seem to be a variation of this:

    "I got my girl, I got my truck, that deep red tint, throwing my tires in the back, makin' me sandwiches while I put on my cowboy hat", etc.

    I guess I'm referring to only country that comes on the radio, or on TV in "Check out our country music station" commercials.
     
  10. Akka

    Akka Moody old mage.

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    I must have listened to much older country then (admitedly, I'm no expert on the genre), because for me, country's lyrics are more about wanderers, cow-boys, bad boys, guns and sometimes a certain amount of redneckedness.
     
  11. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    Best country, in my view:


    Link to video.

    ('murder ballad' subset, as noted in an earlier post. Basically it is a song about a murder).

    Love the lyrics there too ^^
     
  12. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    My dad used to listen to Leonard Cohen, and I used to think that that is country. But I don't think it is? Maybe I'm wrong. Cohen is awesome, whether it's country or not.

    My parents were never into this new country stuff either - I agree that "older country" seems to focus around other subjects.. but all the stuff I keep coming in contact with seems to be this "new" country, and it all seems to be exactly the same.
     
  13. Akka

    Akka Moody old mage.

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    Yeah but then, as we said above, how exactly does this pop-like song can be considered "country" ? It doesn't have the feel, the sound or the appearance.

    THAT is a country song :


    Link to video.
     
  14. warpus

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    An error occurred, please try again later. - said my truuuuck, and my girl.

    edit: fixed. Now this is the sort of country I'd support the kids getting into - none of this sexist & truckist "new country" nonsense

    Shrug, it's got guys in cowboy hats singing about girls and truks (I think).
     
  15. jackelgull

    jackelgull An aberration of nature

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    Well, if it were in my power to define country, Cruise remix wouldn't count, but apparently to the people who define country it does count.
     
  16. Farm Boy

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    Huh, they've named this something new again. This started before Garth Brooks, but people were saying the same thing about Garth Brooks.

    I guess I'll glom onto Hygro a little. I don't mind Hip Hop, so the beats don't bother me. I like country vocals so I like that too. I *almost* never actually bother to listen to the lyrics of a song, so I can probably tolerate this genre for a while and actually enjoy it. But if it goes on very long I'm going to get bored and put on something I like better, like Johnny Cash or anything from O'Brother Where Art Thou, or electronica, or or or. The OP linked song is pretty vapid.
     
  17. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    It's lowest common denominator music (the video in the OP, not country music) . "top 40 stuff". "Vapid" is a good word for it.
     
  18. Traitorfish

    Traitorfish The Tighnahulish Kid

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    In fairness, Top 40 music doesn't have to be vapid. It largely is, no argument there, but it doesn't have to be.
     
  19. NetGear

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    Well most songs in general are about love/girl/guy, so im half ok with country songs being mostly about trucks and girls.
     
  20. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    Maybe in the future, when trucks have intelligent AI on board, country music is going to be about trucks falling in love with truck girls?
     

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