Does Santa Claus function in a different time-space continuum than us?

[Mad Man]

Santa is clearly a fictional character, it has already been proven that Chuck Norris is the deliverer of the toys.

 

[kiwitt]

Santa is "real" and he uses others dressed up as "Santa" to make the load of distributing presents easier. However, co-ordination and eligibility for gifts are discussed behind closed doors, between "Santa" and his "helpers".

 

[Yared]

This might not mean a lot but it is worth mentioning that in Sweden (and probably other countries), we open our presents the 24th, in the afternoon. Some of my friends opened around 3pm, we opened ours at around 11pm for various reasons.

This means that we can add another day of which people are allowed to give presents, stacking up to 62 hours

 

[Incodcito]

I think he does. Discuss.

Of course he is. Holy Santa, PBUH, once delivered gifts to all the people of the world. Not physical gifts, but mental ones. But the wickedness of the world has caused him to seal off the santa realm from the earthly one. If we follow the commandments he has told me about, then he may come again, but his ministry on Earth is not ready for the commandments, so you shall have to wait for the right time.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

This might not mean a lot but it is worth mentioning that in Sweden (and probably other countries), we open our presents the 24th, in the afternoon. Some of my friends opened around 3pm, we opened ours at around 11pm for various reasons.

This means that we can add another day of which people are allowed to give presents, stacking up to 62 hours

We always opened our presents on Christmas Eve, went visiting (or hosted visitors) on Christmas Day, and some years we'd hit the stores for Boxing Day shopping.

 

[Dumanios]

Santa Claus is clearly either:

A: a Time Lord
B: a Wizard with access to a timeturner
C: is somehow related to Haruhi Suzumiya

 

[GhostWriter16]

I'm a Santanostic. I believe you cannot know if Santa is real or not, but its best to keep an open mind. If he exists, he must be in a different time continuum then us.

Meh, what do I know...

PS: This post is humorous and not meant to be serious...

 

[PeteAtoms]

PS: This post is humorous and not meant to be serious...

So, carry on usual than? SSDD? I'm surprised Santa and the Tooth Fairy fables are so prevalent among fundie homes. It only seems to undermine other fables when you say some are make believe and some are for reals...

 

[civplayah]

My Chemistry teacher said that if he was traveling east to west, with time zones coming into factor, he would have, like, 32 hours to get around the world to 6 billion people.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Maybe Santa doesnt deliver to every single house himself. Maybe he has helpers that go out on little flying snowmobiles or something.

 

[Incodcito]

Maybe Santa doesnt deliver to every single house himself. Maybe he has helpers that go out on little flying snowmobiles or something.

You have it all wrong. See my above post.