Dumb and Stupid Quotes Thread: Idiotic Source and Context are Key.

"Today is some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation's history."
-- Sen. Ted Cruz on SC decisions on marriage equality and Obamacare

"I couldn't say it more eloquently."
-- Sean Hannity
 
"Darkest day" is more poetic and has alliteration, Mr. Hannity.
 
yeah, 24 hours works better if he followed with "our goddamn history"
 
"Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality (whatever that means) were freedoms? And if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie."
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SC Justice Antonin Scalia in his gay marriage ruling dissent
 
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar Left, and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be against the war or black. But by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuiana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
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John Ehrlichman, Nixon counsel and assistant, in a 1992 interview
 
That Ehrlichmann (which is German by the way and can be translated as honest man) was pretty smart. A complete bastard, but a smart bastard.
 
"Put up a sign that says at the end of 60 days, if you are not here with our permission, can't prove your legal status, you become property of the state. And then we start to extort or exploit or indenture your labor."
-- Iowa radio host Jan Mickelson, on illegal immigrants

"It sounds an awful lot like slavery."
-- caller

"Well, what's wrong with slavery?...You show up without an invititation, you get to be an asset... You think I'm just pulling your leg. I am not."
-- Mickelson
 
Oh, good God.
 
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Yeah. The Great Wall totally kept people out.
 
Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China though? Checkmate, liberals.
 
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