It's December, 2010 at the United Nations. The name plates for Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Indonesia, Egypt, Libya and Mali have been removed and the seats are empty. However there is a new delegate roaming the halls. A mysterious bearded man with his face and head covered in towels. He does not speak or associate with any of the other delegates. He takes his new seat, behind a name plate saying "Muslim Confederacy" and nothing else. There is no name for this delegate. Mr. Putin is running the delegation and turns his attention to his new guest...
Mr. Putin: "I would like to recognize the new delegate from the Muslim Confederacy. Do you have a name sir?"
The man cracks his towel enough to reveal his lips and speak.
"Thank you Mr. Putin for your recognition of the new Muslim Confederacy. It surely will give legitimacy to us for those who choose not to recognize our new leadership. We would like to congratulate you on your victory. The Confederacy's vote went a long way to assuring your victory and we hope you will recognize this fact going forward.
The Confederacy continues to quell the revolts and rebel uprising seen throughout our lands. We are happy to announce that the rebels in what was formerly Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and Indonesia have seen the error of their ways and have agreed to join the Confederacy to support our cause. The revolutionaries in northern Africa continue to cause us problems, however military police has been sent to the area and we expect this problem will be resolved in the coming months.
Confederacy leadership continues to be puzzled by the ongoing American occupation of Iraq. As stated in the past, our new leaders are of the belief that local politics should be dealt with by locals, without the interference of those in the west who do not understand our culture and beliefs. However even more maddening is the lack of a formal response from Mr. Obama on this matter. All other nations with troops in the area have at least recognized the legitimacy of the Confederacy and have begun pulling out of the area out of respect for our wishes. The Americans have given no response and show absolutely no signs of even beginning the process of withdrawing troops. We understand that transports may not be readily available to send your men home, however I don't think a formal response to our request is hard to put together. That would at least show us that you are considering our position. As it stands now, we have no reason to believe the Americans are taking us seriously and have to assume they are balking at our request in order to suppress the overwhelming Muslim influence in Iraq and Israel.
Therefore we would consider this a formal warning to the Americans and anyone who would stand in their corner. Remove your troops from the area, now. This is no longer a request, this is a demand. You have two months from now to begin the process of removing yourselves from the area. If we see no action, nor any response, from Mr. Obama in this timeframe, we will consider it an act of aggression against the Confederacy. We tried to give you a chance to peacefully withdraw your troops, but now as far as we are concerned, you can march your men through Europe and pick them up elsewhere.
We would also like to send a warning to anyone who would consider themselves allies, vassals or connected in any way with the Americans. End your treaties and don't otherwise associate yourselves with the interfering dogs of the west, or you may find yourself mixed up in politics that you don't want to be a part of. The Americans have done nothing but cause problems for the countries of the middle east, and while their public stance may be to spread freedom and democracy in the area, we fully believe their meddling is only to ensure their own access to our valuable oil reserves.
We will be watching. Consider yourselves warned."
With that, the mysterious delegate of the Muslim Confederacy turns and leaves the United Nations.