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[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, you don't get any coupons!

 

[kill fire]

Fortunatly, Walmart has extremly low prices!

 

[squid1111]

Unfortunately, their products are made in China!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Fortunatley, they are processed and assembled in Hong Kong.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, they're stuck in customs for 100 years

 

[squid1111]

Fortunately, there's always Target.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Unfortunatley, Target has craptastic commercials.

 

[Perfection]

Fortunately, I don't watch TV!

 

[Snerk]

Unfortunately, the TV watches you!

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, that's only in Soviet Russia.

 

[squid1111]

Unfortunately, you live in Soviet Russia!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Fortunatley, USA! USA! USA!

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, they go back into the Stone Age and have three sticks and a rock for each platoon. And they have to share the rock.

 

[squid1111]

Fortunately, it's the late Stone Age.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, the late stone age still sucks.

 

[mythmonster2]

Fortunately, I come in a time machine and give them technology.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, they're only up to the Bronze Age, which still sucks

 

[kenken244]

Fortunately, the time machine caused a time flux that made the bronze age actually be a futuristic age.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, it is a dystopian future with mind controlled populations and constant government surveillance.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Fortunatley, Half Life 2 was a fun game, so it wouldn't be that bad really.