Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[hands]

"Go Boil your head"

 

[viper275]

Montezuma of the Aztecs recently informed me that his civilization is a peace-loving people.

 

[LLXerxes]

 

[Davidizer13]

"All your base are belong to us!" I got a lot of nasty mail over my post of this! Lose by conquest or talk to the Egyptians during a war!
"We have ways of dealing with bullies. Let's see... There's wild dogs, pointed sticks, boiling oil... And then things get REALLY unpleasant!" Demand something from the Russians to see this one!
"Sir! We are already undergoing a revolt! Did you take your medication?" Revolt in Anarchy for this gem!
"I was not aware that the (your civ here) employed blind men, drunkards and children as generals. How else to explain the (your civ here) presence near (their city here)?" Encroach upon the Carthagians to see this one!
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BRONCOS GO 4-1 AGAINST THE PANTHERS AS SEAHAWKS LOSE TO RAMS!

 

[Squirrelking]

From the Vikings: I was offering peace for half their cities
"Don't tell me it is raining gold when you pee on me, Caesar!"

 

[LLXerxes]

Hiawatha is such a tough negotiar, no?

 

[Davidizer13]

Here's another few!
"Culture is what gives all things power. It penetrates us and surrounds us." Someone told me they had found this. "Sid Meier," AKA the Science Advisor tells you this quote from Star Wars.
These are both from Queen Lizzy (Elizabeth)
"Convey my regrets to (your civ here). We're poorer than blind drunkards in a crooked poker game." Ask her for a loan!
"Were I but a blind old woman who could not recognize her own grandchildren, I would still consider this deal unfair!" Give yourself more than what you give her.

 

[LLXerxes]

"Culture is what gives all things power. It penetrates us and surrounds us."

I've seen that bout 3 times

 

[Alpha Infantry]

abraham lincoln said to me;
you look like you were in a hatchet fight, and everyone had a hatchet except for you.

I almost died laughing.

 

[General Mayhem]

I can't believe no one's posted this one yet:

Osman, when asked to remove his forces from my territory "We were just dropping off explo..., err gifts. If you don't want them we will take them elsewhere."

 

[oagersnap]

By a furious Hiawatha when i asked for some of his cities: "Hah! I'd expect that you'd like me to throw in Manhattan Island as well!"

Edit: Sorry, I didn't see the post above.

 

[AA-battery]

Oh man, I've got the greatest one: I attemted to extort RUBBER out of the Egyptians and Cleopatra replied: Bring it on baby bring it on!

 

[AA-battery]

Aw, come on, doesn't anyone think my previous post was funny? I think it's better than something like "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" . Or is it that no one is bothering to come to this thread? Yeah, all of you are probably doing this right now



Man I love that smilie.

 

[LLXerxes]

Oh man, I've got the greatest one: I attemted to extort RUBBER out of the Egyptians and Cleopatra replied: Bring it on baby bring it on!

never heard that one... :hmmm:

 

[Alpha Infantry]

I was playing the Sengoku conquest and I was at war with another clan
they contacted me and said
"War!, what is it good for, absolutely nothing!"
lol, I laughed so hard, I accepted peace, only to kill his king 3 turns later.

 

[plarq]

I bought Conquest from Firaxis by 4gpt,and politely ask them to leave my computer,and they declare of war on me! That gives me a free copy of C3C.

Ragnar of Vikings once said:"Do you want me to go berserk?!"When I ask him Engineering for 1gpt.
Lincoln once said in Middle Age,"Sorry,but all our money is tied up on dot-com issues." That made me laugh about a minute!

 

[Bone_Jones_00]

Where do I download the mod so I can get these sayings?

 

[LLXerxes]

Where do I download the mod so I can get these sayings?

um, most of them already come like that.
email Pesacolo for an easier text editing script (they already have one)

 

[plarq]

Civ-Disorder lasts:
[Cityname]in flames. Film at eleven.

I can't stop laughing

 

[plarq]

I found my script contains mistakes and spelling errors,who has a correct set of these texts:label,civilopedia,diplomacy,scripts.