Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[heikeott]

I can't find a thread for the most annoying things the AI has said to you, so I guess I'll post them here:

Asked to trade world maps with England and Elizabeth responded: We have no interest in such a deal. England already knows more about the world than you do."

And in this game Mao (who pays the most for tech when I get it ahead of him) keeps telling me: "Yours is a pleasant and accomodating little culture."

 

[Missing Persons]

I was playing against the Mongols recently and struck a deal with Genghis Kahn. He replied with

"It was a pleasure speaking with you. Odd, since you are so far inferior, but personality does go a long way."

 

[fephisto]

After I made a MPP with the chinese

And acient Wise man once said,"One is the lonliest number"

I laughed so hard.

 

[CrazyMrLeo]

The best one I've gotten was from Shaka, who was being beaten up pretty badly and needed an alliance:

"[Some evil civ] is attacking our women, our children, and our cattle! Please ally with us! We MUST protect those cattle!"

Whoever wrote these is brilliant XD

 

[das]

I don't know was it mentioned before, but my science advisor keeps saying: "Compared to you, msot people have an IQ of a carrot."

Well I am flattered!

 

[das]

Oh, and Isabella saying: "Is there a Viking hobo near Seville?" when my Grand Armada was making ready for to land hordes of Berserkers. That's more then just a Vaking hobo, you know!

 

[puglover]

I was at war with the Greeks (see My First Celtic Game) ad my crazy forgein advisor said...

"We cannot trade with the Greek people as we have not a road to their capital"

Hello?!?! Earth to Advisor! We can't trade we are at WAR!

 

[jack merchant]

asking the furious Arabs for a loan ( not that I needed it, and neither did they have any money), I got this little nugget:" Never ! Evildoers shall receive no help from the Arab people! "

 

[Inventor_of_Mac]

Originally posted by Grendel
Mao, after beating me like a rug in the space race (which I was seriously happy just to witness!)--

"All your base are belong to us." :crazyeyes

 

[china444]

Originally posted by puglover
I was at war with the Greeks (see My First Celtic Game) ad my crazy forgein advisor said...

"We cannot trade with the Greek people as we have not a road to their capital"

Hello?!?! Earth to Advisor! We can't trade we are at WAR!

Thats semi-funny.
It not like it weird, she truthful.

 

[TNG]

Once when I was playing a multiplayer game, I checked my Trade advisor and she said "I'm not even supposed to be here Today!"

 

[nickmandler]

I have two favorites: the first is when India says: "India welcomes you, Joan d'Arc! Would you like a nice vegetarian curry?" and, from one of the vikings, "Do not tell me that it is raining gold while you pee on me, Joan d'Arc!"
How about that?

 

[Jason The King]

I have gotten

"The AI says: "

And then the trade deals, lol. I wasn't sure if it were an actual saying, or a flaw in the game, lol.

Jason

 

[nickmandler]

I have yet to see either the "9 virgins" or the "all your base" response.

 

[Lord Vetinari]

I got Xerxes to say this when i refused his demand for money: "We would normaly go to war with you, but i admire your guts." or something like that

 

[Lord Vetinari]

I saw Lincon saying, asking for peace treaty, " Lets stop pounding each other like bulls in a water closet (toilet)."

 

[Civ_Man_89]

When in times of trouble, run into a wall, bounce back, and run into it again.

 

[burning_phoneix]

I was just rejected by the furious celts so I said 'never mind' and I get this funny response:

"Our bards are making a death chant for you Osman and we will chant it vigourosly. you here me? VIGOUROUSLY!"

please excuse my bad spelling

 

[Beanzy]

I don't know if anyone has already said this, and, to be honest, I'm too lazy to read the entire thread, so I'll just post it.

After asking for a Right of Passage with the Persians, they replied ,"Sure, I'll give you a right of passage -- TO HELL!! I remeber what you did to the Arabs!" (I once had a similar agreement with the Arabs, and used it to raze Baghdad to the ground.)

 

[Mullet Crusader]

I believe it was the Ottomans i was dealing with who refused my fair offer, i, frustrated, clicked "Will you accept this deal?" anyway, just ofr the hell of it.

"Please make me another offer when you are sober, Brennus."

LMAO!