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The Grand Order of the Knights of St Botolph ferries deliveries of all kinds by elephant, all across Europe, from its grand elephant emporia in the Pyrenees and the Urals, for a cost substantially cheaper on bulk deliveries than rail or lorry transport. No-one is quite sure how they make a profit. They boycott deliveries to Poland, however, on the basis that it is too flat.
 
A great cloud of mist surrounds Japan, and none who have entered it have returned. Ships that pass near the mist report seeing great shadowy.... things... moving around inside the mist.
 
"The Flag of The Grand Order of the Knights of St Botolph"

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Milarqui, though it is early in this game, you do seem to be favoring the Spanish by a bit. I'm not saying the Spanish should never win a battle, but perhaps tone it down a little? Favoritism was one of the reasons the first game went kaput. As for my own contribution:

The New Egyptian Kingdom rules over the lands of the Nile, stretching from the Mediterranean in the north to the Ethiopian highlands in the south. Though prosperous, the kingdom is a bit of a backwater, lagging in technology compared to many of its neighbors.
 
So it seems the Japanese can come out of the mist alright, but they can never return?

Shh. Don't worry about it. Definitely nothing to do with the Basques. I mean. It'd be silly for Basques of all peoples to have such advanced technology, and even more silly for them to share it with an island on the other side of the world, right? Right?
 
The All-Holy Zen Buddhist Republic of Sicily rises in, well, Sicily, and begins sending out its Holy Ninja Pirates to raid its neighbors' shipping.
 
In Australia, the megafauna managed to survive and as a result, the Australian Aborigines developed a settled culture based around the farming of the macadamia nut, yams, emus, and using diprotodons as domestic animals. They modernised swiftly when the Europeans arrived, and now the theocratic Dominion of the Wonambi stretches across the continent.
 
The Senātus Populusque Rōmānus(SPQR), consisting of Mainland Italy, Sicily, Corsica, Malta and Sardinia invade Tunisia afraid that Carthage might rise again. They swiftly take it over and stamp out all resistance while the Africans are fighting the Spanish in Morocco.
 
The War of 1812 was a great success for the USA, and they own all of North America, excluding Mexico. President "Small" Richard Mann is a violent liberal who is trying to outlaw private religious schools.

Edit: Small Dick Mann is also 7 feet tall.

Edit: Small Dick Mann also got rid of 90% of the military, and implemented a heavy tax system (bracket system) which led to several billionaires (now millionaires) attempting to kill him; that money is used to support the 50% obesity rate in the population. He has been shot 6 times, by chance all in the inner thigh, though he is thankfully still able to have children, and just had his fifth daughter last year.

Edit: Read the rules, made it a tad more reasonable. A tad.
 
Deseret, a Mormon Militant state rises in the Rockies of North America and marches west, all of the Pacific coastlands from Alaska to California attempts to defend against the Mormons, who cut off communications with the East.
 
Cough cough North American Hegemony cough cough.

EDIT: Makes sense. The USA has basically outlawed their own military to such an extent, that a private one steps in.
 
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