Give me a job!!!

[Evil Beejeebers]

Hi Boys and Girls

I want a job and I will do any job within reason...

My main skills are...
1. I am well spoken
2. I am hard working
3. And most importantly I play Civ a lot.

Get in touch if you want/desire me especially if you have a job going in an aquarium...

 

[gangleri2001]

And this, my dear friends, is not how you're supposed to offer your services.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

A good place to look for compensation.

 

[JollyRoger]

The mermaid tank needs cleaning.

 

[ParkCungHee]

I'll pay you 10 dollars an hour to practice leg checks on you.

 

[Integral]

I could use a competent typesetter. You know LaTeX?

 

[Flying Pig]

'Well-spoken', when I was growing up, was always shorthand for 'I can't believe that a nice boy like him could have done something like that!' Have you tried the Job Centre? Otherwise, your local regiments are scrambling for recruits as of a few days ago.

 

[Defiant47]

Otherwise, your local regiments are scrambling for recruits as of a few days ago.

Serve your country. Not only will you be doing a necessary good, you'll also be gaining valuable life skills that will help you throughout other ventures.

 

[sophie]

I've got a vicious Snipe who's been getting into the garden and tearing up my lovely Azaleas. Perhaps you could go catch it for me.

 

[NickyJ]

Hey, I'd like a job too.

My main skills are...
1. Being a loudmouth.
2. Being lazy.
3. And most importantly, playing Mount and Blade: Warband 28 hours a day.

Get in touch if you want/desire to pay more for sitting around twiddling my thumbs.

 

[sophie]

Hey, I'd like a job too.

My main skills are...
1. Being a loudmouth.
2. Being lazy.
3. And most importantly, playing Mount and Blade: Warband 28 hours a day.

Get in touch if you want/desire to pay more for sitting around twiddling my thumbs.

A critique of your résumé: there are only 24 hours in a day.

 

[Skwink]

I have a raccoon and two(confirmed, may be more) of it's babies living in my hot tub. The mother appears resistant to BB's, so I'll need you to remove them. I won't ask questions about how. $10.

I live in Washington State, USA. You'll have to pay for the plane or boat ticket, but you can sleep in one of tents and sleeping bags if you want.

 

[Zelig]

I'll pay you $1/hr to do secretarial work for me.

 

[Flying Pig]

A critique of your résumé: there are only 24 hours in a day.

I think that was the joke.

I'll pay you $1/hr to do secretarial work for me.

Now you mention it, I have some cotton fields needing harvesting, or could do with a nice young lad to help out in the Triclinium!

 

[NickyJ]

A critique of your résumé: there are only 24 hours in a day.

I think that was the joke.

Part of it, anyway.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Anything?

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Infiltrate moderation and you shall be of use for me.

 

[gangleri2001]

Hey, I'd like a job too.

My main skills are...
1. Being a loudmouth.
2. Being lazy.
3. And most importantly, playing Mount and Blade: Warband 28 hours a day.

Get in touch if you want/desire to pay more for sitting around twiddling my thumbs.

 

[NickyJ]

See, Beejeebers? That's how you REALLY make a job listing.

 

[Save_Ferris]