Cheating is awesome
I've decided to be completely honest though; I tell the girls I date up front that they're not the only girl I'm seeing
If I ever see you when I'm wearing heavy boots and you're not wearing a cup, I shall remember your sage advice.I've never cheated but I'm an idiot. I should have. Life is short, if you get an opportunity, grab it.
One day youre going to find a girl that you genuinely care about on a personal level. Shes going to be everything you've wanted physically but more importantly, emotionally. She's going to illuminate your life in every way possible and make you appreciate every breath you've ever taken because it has brought you to that one, incredible girl.
Then shes going to go to college, get really drunk and suck some guy off in the bathroom of a Chick-fil-A and you'll understand why all those dudes on the internet called you a jerk.
I think he meant that the girl is the jerk, and that she's would be doing the same thing to him that he is doing now.Wait, in this situation the guy is the one at fault?
A good question would be "is this cheating?" I would say it isn't, you and the girls have agreed it's just a casual relationship. Not something I would do, but it isn't cheating.
Translation: "Look, guys, I'm really pretty self-interested, but I'm damned if I'm not going to rationalise the hell out of it!"You could always adopt the idea that if you aren't married or engaged to be married, you're still "single".
Did you intend to marry this girl you "cheated" on? Did the two of you expect it to last forever? (young people often either do expect it to last forever or do not realize that in the future they will be going their separate ways).
I have not cheated. I have been tempted, and there was a time that I would have instantly dropped my current girlfriend if I had a chance at the girl of my dreams who I knew at the time, but never cheated. Back then I would have considered it cheating if I did, but now that I look back, I don't think I would. It's the circumstances that determine it, but ultimately you aren't married or engaged, and finding someone else you happen to be more attracted to is part of the process and is the reason why love hurts so much (it seriously sucks when your bf/gf finds someone they're more attracted to, starts seeing them in secret, then eventually breaks up with you).
Have you ever known someone who put his arm into an industrial meat grinder and said: "damn, it was SO worth it"? Or possibly someone who has made a habit of putting his limbs into industrial meat grinders on a regular basis?If one assumes that "don't put your arm into an industrial meat grinder" is invalid advice from a two-armed man, then perhaps.
Well, mr Moral Fibre, care to answer to few questions?No. I'm not a scumbag.