If Barbie is elected, what would you do?

[CIVPhilzilla]

This is the spin off thread of, "If Bush is re-elected, what would you do?" thread. Figuring the Kerry version is coming out soon I decided to throw in a little humor. As many of you know Mattel is puttion Barbie into the 2004 presidential race, so what would you do if she was elected?

Edit: For those still curious here is a news article about it.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20040813/ap_en_ot/people_barbie

 

[SeleucusNicator]

What is her stance on Internal Improvements and the Second Bank of the United States?

 

[IglooDame]

From the article:

She has pledged a campaign that will concentrate on creating world peace, helping the homeless and poor, and taking care of animals.

Sounds like what you'd get if a Miss America contestant ran in an election instead of a pageant. But really, she won't have a chance once the media gets ahold of that whole GI Joe scandal.

 

[Mise]

Little girls can't vote though

 

[Amenhotep7]

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If Barbie was elected, I would organize a revolutionary group to depose herl, to keep America safe forevermore from ditzy plastic dolls.

 

[stormbind]

I would jump up and down laughing... and, later, worry about her policies.

 

[Amenhotep7]

I think people would actually protest against her, like people do against Bush.

 

[Abulafia]

But when the proverbial heat was turned up she'd melt.

 

[Amenhotep7]

That's when Vice President Cabbage Patch Kid would step in.

 

[ybbor]

who would sign laws?

 

[Amenhotep7]

Vice Prez Cabbage Patch Kid, of course. Silly.

 

[Perfection]

I'd brace myself for four years of rampant bleeding-heart-liberal hell.

 

[bigmeat]

prepare forthe disbanding of are military then someone will invade and i'll have to go to the mountains, call myself the wolverines and save you all with partisan warfare

 

[Norlamand]

I would give thanks that it wasn't Kerry.

 

[Dell19]

Can toys lie?

 

[The Last Conformist]

I'd laugh very long and hard on the feminists.

 

[amadeus]

Sounds like what you'd get if a Miss America contestant ran in an election instead of a pageant.

She sounds like she'd be a liberal Democrat.

 

[ManOfMiracles]

Demand that the State of the Union address be given in a swimsuit.

 

[Lyonesse]

this one's for the guys....how about these measurements for a president?

If Barbie were real...

7 feet tall
weigh 110 pounds
38-40 inch bust, making her breasts 5 inches larger then the average American woman's.
She would sport a tiny waist, 18-24 inches, which would make her pant size smaller then an extra small.
Her hips would come in at 33-35 inch

so what do you think guys? Could you deal with that for a president?

 

[WillJ]

this one's for the guys....how about these measurements for a president?

If Barbie were real...

7 feet tall
weigh 110 pounds
38-40 inch bust, making her breasts 5 inches larger then the average American woman's.
She would sport a tiny waist, 18-24 inches, which would make her pant size smaller then an extra small.
Her hips would come in at 33-35 inch

so what do you think guys? Could you deal with that for a president?

I would of course quickly sign up to be a White House intern.