If Barbie is elected, what would you do?

If Barbie is elected, what would you do?

  • Protest the election

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Jump for joy

    Votes: 5 11.6%
  • Wonder where she stands on all the issues

    Votes: 11 25.6%
  • Move out of the country to disassociate yourself with America

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Not care

    Votes: 3 7.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 6 14.0%

  • Total voters
    43
If barbie becomes president i hope she meets my sister....:mischief:
(when my sister was young she had the rather cool habit to destroy every barbiedoll by pulling their head off ,burning them and such)
 
I would do something along the lines of :suicide: or :sniper:

In case you didn't notice I really don't like barbie.
 
Lyonesse said:
this one's for the guys....how about these measurements for a president?

If Barbie were real...

7 feet tall
weigh 110 pounds
38-40 inch bust, making her breasts 5 inches larger then the average American woman's.
She would sport a tiny waist, 18-24 inches, which would make her pant size smaller then an extra small.
Her hips would come in at 33-35 inch

so what do you think guys? Could you deal with that for a president?

I don't see why not.

Watching how the Saudis deal with her would be funnier than any standup comedy routine, and I think the number of male voters watching the State of the Union would skyrocket.
 
CurtSibling said:
Klaus Barbie?

He's dead, so they would have to re-animate him, and we can't have zombies originating from WWII running around now can we?
 
i think she would deal with the terrorists by giving them hugs and bubblegum
 
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