I'd do tequila shots with Mohammed
Wine coolers with the Virgin Mary.

I'd do tequila shots with Mohammed
Steve Allen, already the originator of the Tonight show, later created what one critic called "the ultimate talk show" and presented, on the PBS network, a series called Meeting of Minds which was constructed in a typical chat-show format, but featured guests who played important roles in the drama of history. Among those who appeared were Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt, Marie Antoinette, Florence Nightingale, Thomas Paine, Francis Bacon, Thomas Jefferson, Voltaire and Charles Darwin. The multi-award winning series still exists in the form of video cassettes, audio cassettes and a four volume set of books, published by Prometheus. Most of the women's roles were played by Allen's wife, Jayne Meadows.
Allen clarified at the time, "The idea is that every syllable will be part of an actual quotation. The degree of the exact quotation varies from character to character. In the case of some people who played important roles in the drama of history, of course, there is no record of anything they ever said or wrote.
"Two examples that come to mind are Cleopatra and Attila the Hun. Nevertheless, they were both fascinating characters for our show. And there's nothing difficult in creating dialog for them. You bring factual information into conversational form -- and commit no offense in doing so.
"The more scholars know about the people we're dealing with, the more impressed they are with how accurate our renderings are. It's remarkable how little negative criticism we've received."
Why him, especially? I remember him as Bill Sykes in Oliver! and in a bunch of swashbuckler movies.I go for Oliver Reed, when he was still alive.
Frank Herbert. Because I want to know once and for all, what the intended plot of the seventh Dune novel was, and what his reaction would be to the crap that his son and Kevin J. Anderson have been putting out. 'Cuz until they publish The Notes, I refuse to believe they existed (unless they exist and KJA/BH decided to do the opposite of what was in them).George MacDonald Fraser. I want to ask him about the plot of his next novel. He died and it was never written. All we have are some tantalizing hints.
Definitely Isaac Asimov. He's one author I always wanted to meet, but alas he had an aversion to flying so it was pretty much impossible that he would ever attend a Calgary SF convention.Isaac Asimov. I'm sure if I got him rambling he'd give me a thrilling, hilarious, endlessly informative evening of conversation on any subject worth human consideration.
Carl Sagan would be my absolute #1 choice. I had a chance to talk to him years ago when he was being interviewed on CBC radio and they opened the show to questions from the public. My grandmother told me to call in, but I suddenly got simultaneously tongue-tied AND brain-tied... 'cause what can you say to somebody who helped change your whole outlook on the Universe for the better, in less than a minute? So I chickened out on that opportunity.?Carl Sagan
?Richard Dawkins
?Sejong
?Paul McCartney
?Terry Pratchett
Anyone agree?
Canada had a show called Titans with Patrick Watson as the host who interviewed famous dead people. I remember being fascinated when he interviewed Confucius.
Elizabeth I would be fascinating. I've wondered occasionally what she would think of her namesake's handling of the duties of Queen.Very tough. Hafiz, Elizabeth I, Genghis Khan
Lightweights.
I go for Oliver Reed, when he was still alive.
"Drinks" with Socrates, eh?Socrates.
Abraham (Biblical)