If your country were a non-human animal, what animal would it be? More importantly, WHY! It's very important that you say why, because without it this thread would be too spammy. Please only refer to your own country, so as to prevent the inevitable sour grapes that would form if people started talking about other countries than their own. This thread is supposed to be fun, but semi-serious as well. That is, give an actual reason rather than just some random animal you come up with just for the sake of "being random". And no, it will not be clever or witty of you to post "giant radioactive monkey", or any other random meme.