Imperium Offtopicum IX

I meant the open territory, not that which is already controlled by them. That said, we are willing to negotiate borders, but not to give up our soverengty. Take that as you will.
 
I meant the open territory, not that which is already controlled by them. That said, we are willing to negotiate borders, but not to give up our soverengty. Take that as you will.

Yeah... THIS turn. But with the Bannana's coming from the south, me from the east, Cadcadia from the west and Both me and Cascadia from the north you arn't going to be able to expand In America Next Turn.
 
Even though Ron Paul tries to vote against it, Congress and President Palin override him.

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(OOC: accomplished one task :p)
 
Updates in AMERICA
Written by the Martian Manhunter.

France
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Due to the French slipping some Alkohol to Superman he went of about Religion in the World. We THANK the French for their continued efforts to get a flying idiot drunk.

We also thank them for their offer for Belgium but feel that it is too little for the whole of Belgium we would be willing to part with each area for 4rp in light of your good will in expanding no further into America while we have our new neighbour taking up space.

I have been reminded that while we have a trade and research treaty we do not have a NAP. Would you be willing to sign one at the moment?


Middle East
We Welcome both new states and I have been told the Deathstroke and Deadshot would like to emigrate to the Brotherhood. As they are considered criminals here if you want them you can have them.

The League will decide whether to accept trade with Israel when we can see their nation on a map and judge the situation.


Germany
I do thank the German leaders for being smart enough to realise we would also be willing to sell of Other lands in Europe, not just Belgium. We were hoping to sell Belgium first and for at least breaking even and getting around 5rp per province with bargains negotiable depending on current global issues.

Your offer to buy all of England for 60rp means you are asking for 24 provinces which comes to 2.5 RP each. Half of what is needed to buy a neutral province so we cannot accept. However in lieu of you joining the cape brigade I am allowed to offer you this one time deal of all of Belgium for 50RP and a Defensive pact. Which comes to 3.8RP per Province. If you do not wish for a defensive pact then we can part with all of Belgium for 60RP and no extra trade agreements.

I congratulate you on your costume. I think this was the one you settled on in the end.

Spoiler :
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The Pimp cane is a nice touch.
 
Sindhusthana and its King Shri Devamitra II would like to offer a trade pact and non-aggression pact with the Brotherhood.

We accept the trade pact, but at this time decline the NAP. You aren't on our hit list, but we can't avoid attacking too many nations, you see? It's all about the money. And the reputation. But mostly the money :p

Middle East
We Welcome both new states and I have been told the Deathstroke and Deadshot would like to emigrate to the Brotherhood. As they are considered criminals here if you want them you can have them.

If they wish to come, they can. Foreigners aren't accepted into the official jobs, but I have a feeling the military's recruits need all the help they can get.

Also, one of our councilmen loved that costume, declaring it "awesome."

~~Muhammad El-Sheredai, High Councilman of The Brotherhood
 
"I told you we shouldn't have underbid!"

"Shut the <redacted> UP, chrome-dome!"

We understand the Justice League's position, and will concede the purchase of Belgium instead of England. Our foreign affairs policy is currently in a state of intense speculation and we are hesitant to pledge ourselves to mutual defence at this time; but would the Justice League instead accept a formal pledge of non-aggression and bilateral trade relations for the 50 RPoint offer?

"And holy <redacted>, that costume kicks the everlasting <redacted> out of mine!"

The Leader humbly thanks the Justice League for its approval of his crime-fighting outfit. He believes it strikes the optimal balance between iconography and everyday appeal.

"Linge, are you <redacted> copying this? I want Katzenjammer to have a full costume ready a week from today!"

"But what you said about capes–
"

"<redacted> what I said! I can always take it off!"

The Downfall Gang furthermore proposes trade with the Zulus, and offers the Brotherhood both goods exchange and a pact of mutual non-aggression. "Why the <redacted> didn't we do this sooner?!"

"What about France's request for Himmler's extradition?"

"Pipe down; if we keep ignoring it, maybe they'll give up."
 
We understand the Justice League's position, and will concede the purchase of Belgium instead of England. Our foreign affairs policy is currently in a state of intense speculation and we are hesitant to pledge ourselves to mutual defence at this time; but would the Justice League instead accept a formal pledge of non-aggression and bilateral trade relations for the 50 RPoint offer?

The Martian Manhunter was checking his emails and came across the Germans response.

"Huh, well I suppose I could respond quickly and just be nice and accept the NAP and trade deal instead of a defensive pact. Can always bargain for that lat-"

Just then he realised a batarang was imbedded in his desk.

"Oh for- you know what, just this once I'm going to ignore you and see what happ-"


OOC: I honestly just searched deviant art for a Iron Eagle Hitler Costume and that's what it gave me. Also although the Martian Manhunter was cut off we accept your counter offer of 50RP+NAP+Trade for Belgium

The Edit is because someone went back in time to cut off the Martian Manhunter.
 
The Downfall Gang has finally tabled its response to Coruscant. In exchange for the aforemetioned goods, Coruscant will be granted a license to produce Downfall parodies at a starting fee of 15 RPoints, to be renewed annually*. We are confident the Coruscanti government understands the necessity of this tariff to recoup the cost of our recent war with Spain. Furthermore, we assure you that this price is open to renegotiation once national finances are in such a state to permit it.

After much thought. The Republic, agrees to the terms on this. I shall adjust my tables accordingly.
 
OOC: I honestly just searched deviant art for a Iron Eagle Hitler Costume and that's what it gave me.
And, aptly enough, it was better than the one I'd found! :lol:

Hitler meta-sends whatever he equates to prayer to the Martian Manhunter for his sacrifice in the economic line of fire.
 
Any Declarations of War by the Illegal State of France will be considered a Declaration of War on the Incoportated States of New Kinichikia

Down with Communism!


Let it be known that Russia stands with its allies in France. Any declaration of war on France is a declaration of war on us, and the entire G.A.S. We stand together. We stand for freedom. You will be defeated if you go against freedom and democracy for all people.
 
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