Imperium Offtopicum: The Aftermath

[Link]

:OOC: Operation Scapegoat is Postponed. :OOC:

The Hong Kong government is happy the team they sent was able to assist in finding the Sri Lankan Prime Minister. We are now planning to bring them home to help assist us in hunting down the remaining terrorists.

The outbreak of war with Kampuchea was greeted immidiately by harsh measures in Hong Kong. The Lord Ravanius passed a law stating "any and all laws and rights of Hong Kong and it's citizens may be suspended in times of war, as determined by local police authorities". This law essentially allows the state police free reign to do as they please. Within days, several people had been arrested as spies, and the police apparatus is in a continueing state of alert. Propaganda is already describing the barbarious practices of the Kampuchean leaders and military to the people.

Edit: Where is Kampuchea again?

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The Secret Police are Comin'

We are appalled by Hong King's treatment of its citizens. Because of this rash action, your secret police have arrested a group of Chinese tourists. We demand their release.

 

[Dem Taqat]

We are appalled by Hong King's treatment of its citizens. Because of this rash action, your secret police have arrested a group of Chinese tourists. We demand their release.

We are Incredibly sorry. It appears to have been a mishap by local officers, the government never intended to accuse our freinds of espionage. We will immidiately release them, and offer to compensate them for any mistreatment they may have suffered.

:OOC: In future, please don't tell me what my people have done inside my country. All the people arrested were supposed to have been my citizens who had criticised the government. :OOC:

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Mistaking Identities

 

[Mathalamus]

We are appalled by Hong King's treatment of its citizens. Because of this rash action, your secret police have arrested a group of Chinese tourists. We demand their release.

that's incredibly unfair of you. don't do it again. or i will.

 

[Mad Man]

Due to the extreme difficulty of accessing the capital in Montpelier, the Vermonter capital will be relocated to Monaco until the wastelands get cleared up in Old New England.

 

[Mathalamus]

Due to the extreme difficulty of accessing the capital in Montpelier, the Vermonter capital will be relocated to Monaco until the wastelands get cleared up in Old New England.

what about french Guyana? there's a spaceport there, i think.

 

[Mad Man]

OOC: I have my reasons which will be made clear next turn.

 

[Link]

We are Incredibly sorry. It appears to have been a mishap by local officers, the government never intended to accuse our freinds of espionage. We will immidiately release them, and offer to compensate them for any mistreatment they may have suffered.

:OOC: In future, please don't tell me what my people have done inside my country. All the people arrested were supposed to have been my citizens who had criticised the government. :OOC:

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Mistaking Identities

OOC- Sorry about that.

that's incredibly unfair of you. don't do it again. or i will.

The Federation leader has recently ordered the kidnapping of the Chairman's young daughter. He then went on state television and performed a sacrificial murder on her in the glorious name of Satan by having her heart sucked out through a straw. Afterwards, he violently raped her and finished up by feasting upon the contents of her bowels. The footage of the event has drawn national attention, quickly becoming a bestseller. It is available in most of the nation's many pornographic video stores, or on the front page on the official government website. The Chairman is extremely outraged by this and demands that the Federation leader submit to Chinese authorities to stand trial. Failure to do so will leave China with no choice but to invade.

 

[Double A]

Macedonia is appalled by the Federation leader's nonexistant use of a condom, and in the future will not conduct formal negotiations with the poop eaters.

 

[Mathalamus]

The Federation leader has recently ordered the kidnapping of the Chairman's young daughter. He then went on state television and performed a sacrificial murder on her in the glorious name of Satan by having her heart sucked out through a straw. Afterwards, he violently raped her and finished up by feasting upon the contents of her bowels. The footage of the event has drawn national attention, quickly becoming a bestseller. It is available in most of the nation's many pornographic video stores, or on the front page on the official government website. The Chairman is extremely outraged by this and demands that the Federation leader submit to Chinese authorities to stand trial. Failure to do so will leave China with no choice but to invade.

nice try. you failed all of the above, but thank you for revealing your very evil nature to the world.

(OOC: it actually was fairly creative, if a bit evil.)

 

[Link]

nice try. you failed all of the above, but thank you for revealing your very evil nature to the world.

(OOC: it actually was fairly creative, if a bit evil.)

If you don't surrender yourself to us, then the blood of your sick, depraved people is on your hands.

 

[Mathalamus]

If you don't surrender yourself to us, then the blood of your sick, depraved people is on your hands.

does this game even support being a vassal?

 

[Link]

does this game even support being a vassal?

As I've said twice now, you have to turn over the leader of the Federation to stand trial or we will take him by force.

 

[Mathalamus]

As I've said twice now, you have to turn over the leader of the Federation to stand trial or we will take him by force.

new federation leader: take him if you must. we are too lazy to arrange transportation, so you must do it. im sure you have a civilian plane still operating right?

 

[Double A]

does this game even support being a vassal?

Does everything need a mechanic?

 

[Link]

new federation leader: take him if you must. we are too lazy to arrange transportation, so you must do it. im sure you have a civilian plane still operating right?

We already took him back and sentenced him to life in prison. Quickest trial in Chinese history.

 

[Terrance888]

What of the people who made millions watching and spreading videos of the atrocity?

 

[Dem Taqat]

The Federation leader has recently ordered the kidnapping of the Chairman's young daughter. He then went on state television and performed a sacrificial murder on her in the glorious name of Satan by having her heart sucked out through a straw. Afterwards, he violently raped her and finished up by feasting upon the contents of her bowels. The footage of the event has drawn national attention, quickly becoming a bestseller. It is available in most of the nation's many pornographic video stores, or on the front page on the official government website. The Chairman is extremely outraged by this and demands that the Federation leader submit to Chinese authorities to stand trial. Failure to do so will leave China with no choice but to invade.

Hong Kong terrorist groups are amazed to have found somebody more evil than Lord Ravanius.

Lord Ravanius has stated he shall redouble his efforts. Sidenote: His PR staff assure us he means his efforts to catch terrorists, as he doesn't try to be evil.

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Astonished

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Riots erupt in Guantánamo Province over resettlement

GUANTÁNAMO: Eastern Cuba's slow-but-smooth accession into the New Confederate States of America shuddered to a halt as thousands of protesters took to the streets in a last act of defiance.

The city of Guantánamo is at a standstill as angry mobs continue to disrupt daily functions, storming administrative offices responsible for the transitional procedures, and blockading air and seaports. Within days, the riots had spread to neighbouring cities, reaching as far as Baracoa. Police have been overwhelmed.

The provincial government is resisting deploying the army to restore order.

One protester, who requested anonymity, explained the focus of the anger: "We [the Caribbean Commonwealth and NCSA] have lived side-by-side for twenty years, and now they tell us we are no longer welcome in our own homes. How can they make such unfounded claims on our land? How can our government consent to this?"

Although the resettlement was not without incident, this is the first mass protest since the transition began three weeks ago. Of the displaced persons arriving in Guantánamo, roughly one fifth remained in the city in the hope that the situation might be reversed, or at least halted; over time the public atmosphere became increasingly hostile. Some stores have been vandalized, but there are currently no reports of mob-related injury.

Observers say the protest is too little, too late. Guantánamo remains the last unincorporated province, and the Commonwealth government effectively ceded its authority in the matter when it originally agreed to the transfer.

For its part, the NCSA tabled legislation that would uphold the citizenship of those electing to remain in Cuba with the promise of "special status".

Whether the riots can be quelled in time to meet the resettlement schedule remains speculative.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

The Scottish Remnant

What is Life?

The Storting Building -the Sorting Project - a simply adjustment of a word and the entire objective became clear. The scientists in Oslo weren’t just researching the situation post-war, they were attempting to restore it.

The formation of the scientific group, headed by Scotland, supported by the Eastern Federation, Kashmir, Sri Lanka, the WAA, Germany and Portugal, divulged new insights into the irradiated territories, and the creatures that lurked within. The abhorrents were nothing more than savages - brutes with weapons who lashed out without mercy, without aim. It was an easy decision by the Sorting Project to denounce the creatures as no more than aggressive animals, to be killed on sight.

An abhorrent creature

The Kaetif, on the other hand, were another story. Shunned by some nations, recognised by others. At best, the Sorting Project could only conclude they were ‘between’ humans and abhorrents. Which side they represented was still up for debate, and for study.

For the Scottish Remnant, things remained as they were. Funds were poured into the Sorting Project, representing as it did the main hope to restore the Scottish homeland. With the abhorrent uprisings across the world, the Scottish military saw their chance to deliver hope, rather than the destruction they created decades ago.

Orders:
No Claims
1 IBCM to be decommissioned.

Diplomacy
To all nations under major abhorrent attack, Scotland offers its military forces in repelling the enemy. We are highly trained and dedicated in defeating such creatures.

 

[DroopyTofu]

You guys, I had a dream about Kaetif last night. It was weird...

THe NCSA would like to work with the protestors in Guantánamo to settle some of their grievances. We don't wish to make the pople of teh Commmonwealth feel oppressed. We can postpone the transition for the time being until the situation is settled. However, we ask that the protestors keep their activities nonviolent. As long as you keep a level head and don't become destructive, we can negotiate.