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Imperium Offtopicum: The Aftermath

Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Thorvald of Lym, May 28, 2011.

  1. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    Announcing the closing of Sri Lankan waters.
    Any ships that want to enter must first register and be checked, any unknown ships will be fired on. area of closed water found below in the darker blue.
     
  2. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    Update 4

    Map updated. Dispute over the Western Region of Uganda between Somaliland and the Zulu Confederation continues.



    Abhorrents have overrun Al Butnan and Selenge.

    Baltic Alliance and North African Trading Alliance, the Republic are now playable nations.

    World politics

    Vermont and Hoosierstan relocates capital to Monaco
    (GM Note: you'll still need twelve connected provinces to expand normally)

    Territorial changes

    United Nations transfers administrative responsibilities of Chaouia-Ouardigha and Doukkala-Abda to Portugal

    Wars

    Democratic Kampuchea declares war on world
    Sri Lanka invades North Ceylon
    South American conflict without event. Punta Arenas renews calls for peace.

    News on the March

    Sri Lanka conquers North Ceylon
    Tamil Nadu's original peacekeeping plan is completely off the table as Sri Lankan forces launched a surprise attack against its northern neighbour, storming across the border and assaulting key cities. Although the Ceylonese army gave a spirited defence, it was ultimately overpowered and the government buildings captured. What response this will provoke from the nations that pledged support for the peacekeeping operation is unknown, but Tamil Nadu and Telangena have expressed outrage, condemning Sri Lanka for "unprovoked aggression".

    Protests soften as NCSA suggests compromise
    Surprised by the NCSA's willingness to negotiate, protests in Guantánamo have slackened, although provincial authorities have regained only tentative control. The government has passed on the mob's demands, which range from the return of all transferred provinces, to "nation-within-a-nation" status under the NCSA, to the retention of a sovereign Guantánamo Province. The list does not represent any unified plan by the protesters, however, and it is currently unknown if they will work through the Commonwealth government, or opt to negotiate directly with NCSA delegates.

    Pacifistan begins live tests of SDI
    For the first time since abruptly suspending the project twenty years ago, Pacifistan has authorized field tests of the Strategic Defence Initiative in what observers consider a promising sign the missile shield will become a reality. Tests so far have been under tightly-controlled conditions with non-volatile materials, but the fact that experimentation has moved beyond the theoretical into practical conditions constitutes the farthest step forward in two decades.
     
  3. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    All North Ceylons will be considered Sri Lankan nationals and receive the same rights, if however they rebel they we be deemed a operative trying to reform the USSR and dealt with accordingly. Any positions from North Ceylon may run next term for local elections.

    The motto of Sri Lanka is also to be changed to "One island, One nation".
     
  4. Mad Man

    Mad Man Your lord and master

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    CIVIL WAR IN VERMONT!!!!!

    The government's decision to move the capital to Monaco has been viewed as a outrage by the North American states of Vermont. the general consensus of the people is that they've been abandoned by the Government and left to the fate of the abhorrents that lurk the surrounding wastes, while there elected officials live in the lap of luxury on the sunny Mediterranean coast. "Don't be ridiculous" said President for life John Kerry SAID as he sat on a throne of gilded baby skulls in his palace in Monaco, the only reason we left Montpelier with the Military,the money, the guns, all the sharp objects we could moster, and hundreds of abhorent eating mutant hounds is because Vermont proper is extremely difficult to get in and out of, thus making diplomacy and trade very hard and unsafe, so we said fluck it and moved to Monaco, John Kerry then took a giant bite out of a fresh human heart that he ripped out of a live orphan.

    Vermont Civil War biligerants:

    Rebel held:
    True Vermont
    Hoosierstan (Indiana)
    The Gambia

    Government held:
    Monaco
    San Marino
    Tuscany
    New France(French Guiana)
     
  5. Terrance888

    Terrance888 Discord Reigns

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    The Final Warning for Germany for their colony in Africa. Silence is assumed to be that you admit to terrorizing the locals.
     
  6. Cull

    Cull Big Daddy

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    donate nuke to the project thingy.

    sorry, I'm so pumped about dreamhack(FNATIC <3), my mind is a huge mess right now.
     
  7. Mathalamus

    Mathalamus Emperor of Mathalia

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    federation leader: since when did Vermont become morally evil?
     
  8. Mad Man

    Mad Man Your lord and master

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    Nobody loves peace more then John Kerry, he thinks it's funny.
     
  9. GenMarshall

    GenMarshall Night Elven Ghost Agent

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    Oh boy, can we have for once NOT have an insane declaring a world war? :rolleyes:
     
  10. Mathalamus

    Mathalamus Emperor of Mathalia

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    its a civil war, not a world war.
     
  11. Mad Man

    Mad Man Your lord and master

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    Sure, but nothing wrong with civil instability once in a while, by the way who do you support?
     
  12. GenMarshall

    GenMarshall Night Elven Ghost Agent

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    First of all, we are not terrorizing the locals. Second of all, we would like it if we weren't treated like outsiders since we have had our capital located in the colonial regions for quite some time. The Germans would like to establish an economic power house away from the nuclear wastelands.
     
  13. Mad Man

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    You can have Gambia, if you help me ethnically cleanse the area.
     
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    I was referring to the nation that declared war against all non-communist nations.
     
  15. Mathalamus

    Mathalamus Emperor of Mathalia

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    first, tell me about the rebels (in their view, not the governments views), then i can make a choice.

    oh that. just ignore him and let Russia deal with that upstart nation.
     
  16. Mad Man

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    Its just as the government said, the people feel they've been abandoned by there elected officials due to them moving the capital to Monaco and by withdrawing it's military from North America.
     
  17. Mathalamus

    Mathalamus Emperor of Mathalia

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    the Federation offers to protect Vermont proper from the abhorrents.

    and the Federation government reminds you how stupid it is to withdraw your military from there. i mean, that place can hold out indefinitely given proper defensive procedures.
     
  18. Mad Man

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    So are you siding with me or the rebels? It sounds to me that your only going to defend against abhorrents and nothing else. If you side with me I'll give you a crippled orphans(imported from Cambodia) severed legs to gnaw on, this isn't as cruel as it sounds since he was already crippled and was never going to use them.
     
  19. Mathalamus

    Mathalamus Emperor of Mathalia

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    to the rebels: are you going to be as sick and twisted and evil as the previous government, or will you embrace the morality of Good?
     
  20. Mad Man

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    Rebel Leader: John Kerry is obviously psychotic and will probably eat our children without outside help, so we'll do what ever you want.
     

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