Imperium Offtopicum - UN Building

[Mathalamus]

No. I don't want to advance mankind! I'd rather build sculptures of me flipping off things, just because it's funny.

Actually, instead of building the ISS or going to mars, I'm going to build 10 tanks, each 100 feet tall and 1000 feet long. I shall call them, Landships!!!!!

I'll give the blueprints to anyone who wants them (except for Byzantium, because you suggested that I should advance mankind).

then israel dosnt have space capability cause its leader does not wish it.

unlike you, any advances that we make or discover relating to the space program will be shared with everyone. even vatican.

all space capable nations are welcome to make their own bases, colonies, space stations, etc. actually if all nations can agree, we can make one large multinational spacedock.

the Emperor has formulated the master plain: one day Byzantium will peacefully unify the world for the good of all mankind, and with the capital at Constantinople, form the Republic of Earth.

 

[Double A]

If these actually work, you're my Best Friend Forever.

I second that motion.

 

[Joecoolyo]

If these actually work, you're my Best Friend Forever.

I second that motion.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

I have two new best friends!

then israel dosnt have space capability cause its leader does not wish it.

unlike you, any advances that we make or discover relating to the space program will be shared with everyone. even vatican.

all space capable nations are welcome to make their own bases, colonies, space stations, etc. actually if all nations can agree, we can make one large multinational spacedock.

the Emperor has formulated the master plain: one day Byzantium will peacefully unify the world for the good of all mankind, and with the capital at Constantinople, form the Republic of Earth.

Fine, have fun with your out of this world hopes and dreams, while I, along with everyone else, will stay grounded to reality with our mega-uber-tanks

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

the Emperor has formulated the master plain: one day Byzantium will peacefully unify the world for the good of all mankind, and with the capital at Constantinople, form the Republic of Earth.

 

[Double A]

Emphasis on "try," since our tanks will pwn you just by looking at you.

 

[Mathalamus]

Fine, have fun with your out of this world hopes and dreams, while I, along with everyone else, will stay grounded to reality with our mega-uber-tanks

we are making our own megatanks anyway. cant let you have all the advantage.

one just rolled off an assembly line at Ankara. its similar to Israeli designs, just slightly longer (1453 feet) and a lot shorter. (about 200 feet).

its no faster than the israel ones, but its more armoured and a lot less weapons.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Double A, are you actually going through with the war?

 

[Mad Man]

most of my money is also sitting there but at least i put some of it into a high speed monorail system. i recommend you do that as well. and there's a bunch of things you can do. make some inventions, cure cancer, get space capable, land a few men on the moon or mars, etc.

Your ten years to late, China has completely colonized Mars and the Moon, in fact both of them are Provence's in the Peoples Republic already.

the Emperor finally decided to declassify skynet. it is a advanced computer system capable of supplementing human defenses of Byzantium. Skynet is mainly used to research and implement new High technologies. not limited to military. Skynet manufactures high technology items for Byzantium only, which, as it was made from a sentient computer, is of a far better quality than anyone else can make. the goal of skynet is to make Byzantium independent of anyone else's high tech items.

There's no way this will end badly. But don't worry though, the first sign that your getting over run by Austrian Bodybuilders we'll nuke you like 5 trillion times just to make sure there's no awful sequels

Double A, are you actually going through with the war?

if you are make sure you announce witch province your invading and post your dance video in the battle thread.

 

[Mathalamus]

Your ten years to late, China has completely colonized Mars and the Moon, in fact both of them are Provence's in the Peoples Republic already.
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you manage to turn the moon and Mars into a densely populated planets in 10 years? sorry, no. the best you can do in 10 years is one mid sized colony of 10,000. or 2 of 5000. or 10 of 1000. etc.

Byzantium would request a fair bit of land so we can build our settlement.

and i thought nukes were illegal.

 

[GenMarshall]

No. I don't want to advance mankind! I'd rather build sculptures of me flipping off things, just because it's funny.

Actually, instead of building the ISS or going to mars, I'm going to build 10 tanks, each 100 feet tall and 1000 feet long. I shall call them, Landships!!!!!

I'll give the blueprints to anyone who wants them (except for Byzantium, because you suggested that I should advance mankind).

I third that motion! And the Brotherhood of Steel shall send any surplus Energy Weapons to anyone who wants them, EXCEPT FOR THE BYZANTIUM, Don't even try to sneak in spies since they will be shot on sight.

 

[Mathalamus]

I third that motion! And the Brotherhood of Steel shall send any surplus Energy Weapons to anyone who wants them, EXCEPT FOR THE BYZANTIUM, Don't even try to sneak in spies since they will be shot on sight.

no need. i can make my own. if i feel the need to.

 

[Mad Man]

you manage to turn the moon and Mars into a densely populated planets in 10 years? sorry, no. the best you can do in 10 years is one mid sized colony of 10,000. or 2 of 5000. or 10 of 1000. etc.

Byzantium would request a fair bit of land so we can build our settlement.

Do to very limited water on the moon, It wouldn't be practical for to many settlements to begin with, and as far as mars goes there are only a couple of permanent inhabitants as much of the planet is being used for terraform experiments that will benefit all mankind if left to or own devises.

and i thought nukes were illegal.

Unless Owen said something I have no recollection of doing that.

I third that motion! And the Brotherhood of Steel shall send any surplus Energy Weapons to anyone who wants them, EXCEPT FOR THE BYZANTIUM, Don't even try to sneak in spies since they will be shot on sight.

China would be interested in some of these weapons for testing.

 

[Mathalamus]

Do to very limited water on the moon, It wouldn't be practical for to many settlements to begin with, and as far as mars goes there are only a couple of permanent inhabitants as much of the planet is being used for terraform experiments that will benefit all mankind if left to or own devises.

yeah right. all of man kind. you just want to claim the entire planet for yourself.

Unless Owen said something I have no recollection of doing that.

well im forcing it. no nukes.

anyone who wants to limit Byzantine power for barely disguised reasons will be ignored. the mars program has being canceled. the money will be used to build a space station. everyone can use or operate it.

i increased the population from 193 million to 225 million. my GDP is now 11 trillion. my military is unchanged, but has an additional 500,000 in one robotic army.

the design for these robots and the resources to make a couple thousand is for sale at a low price.

in addition we are installing energy dampers specifically targeted to neutralize energy weapons until i can make my own.

 

[Tee Kay]

Carthage will not disarm its nuclear arsenal. In fact we are increasing it. See the other thread.

 

[Mad Man]

yeah right. all of man kind. you just want to claim the entire planet for yourself.

Why not? China has the population of a planet unto it's self

well im forcing it. no nukes.

Well you sure showed me

i increased the population from 193 million to 225 million.

WOW, there's nothing wrong with the fertility in Constantinople, how many last names are there in you country, five?

my GDP is now 11 trillion.

I laugh at such a puny amount, thats about how much my lower class spends on lunch each day.

my military is unchanged, but has an additional 500,000 in one robotic army.

I guse that's kinda cool that you only have one robot that can do 500,000 things, but China has two robots that can do 500,0011/2 things plus ours isn't made of wood or powered by coal.

the design for these robots and the resources to make a couple thousand is for sale at a low price.

You can keep your snake oil, if you only have enough money and resources to make one robot thats made of wood and powered by coal, how are we supposed to believe that you have a thousand more to sell?

in addition we are installing energy dampers specifically targeted to neutralize energy weapons until i can make my own.

Me thinks the only energy your dampeners are neutralizing is the mental kind.

 

[e350tb]

Mathalamus, you are beginning to sound like a supervillain.

Great Britain has begun construction of it's own, solely scientific space station, the Oberon. I hope there will be no objections to this.

Oh, and we have nukes. So there.

 

[Tee Kay]

Carthage will begin constructing its own space station as well. (It's a space race!). The Annôn will be a permanent space station, and will lay groundwork for future habitation in space.

Unlike all the others we'll be honest and admit that our space station is not entirely for peaceful purposes. We will not rule out stationing armed troops or installing military hardware at the station.

 

[Double A]

Like everyone else, we have nukes. I propose we use them on Byzantium when their robots go uber-crazy and start trying to take over the world and build time machines.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Oh god, not the god-modding again! Come on people, I thought we were over this!

I mean, this post right here was just a joke, making fun of people who god-mod.

No. I don't want to advance mankind! I'd rather build sculptures of me flipping off things, just because it's funny.

Actually, instead of building the ISS or going to mars, I'm going to build 10 tanks, each 100 feet tall and 1000 feet long. I shall call them, Landships!!!!!

I'll give the blueprints to anyone who wants them (except for Byzantium, because you suggested that I should advance mankind).

And what I said here pretty much gave it away.

Fine, have fun with your out of this world hopes and dreams, while I, along with everyone else, will stay grounded to reality with our mega-uber-tanks

I mean, Landships, really?

 

[Virote_Considon]

We do not have nukes. Which is probably a good thing, looking at our current situation.