Imperium Offtopicum VI

[Sonereal]

Emperor Castro has written a book that promises to be a bestseller here in Cuba. The book is titled Why Fascism Failed.

Excerpt

It's hard to believe that five years ago, there was serious fear of a "Democracy versus Fascism" War on a scale larger than the "previous" one a 150 years ago. There was a lot of fear back then that all the Asian Union was Fascist. It wasn't true but again, fear. Great Japan and Mongolia were, and arguably are still, the biggest icons of Fascism alive. Mongolia made claims that if war was to come, the war would be backed by all the members of the AU.

At the time, this included the Ottoman Empire, Caliphate, Mongolia, Great Japan, Praetoria, and the Pacific Federation.

But then it turned out that nothing was to come of it. Mongolia's and Japan's aggressive foreign policy lead to most of the members of the members of the Asian Union to drop out. In the end, there were only four members and one of them was probably on the fence.

Then there's Denmark, or as I say, not Denmark. Denmark is the embarrassment of Fascism. They're known as the "European North Korea" because they're surrounded by mostly democratic nations.

As a matter of fact, because of Japan, the Horde, Mongolia, the Pacific Federation, and Denmark, the largest alliance in the world formed. The United Federation of Nations. With thirteen members, with members coming from every continent, the alliance is the surest guarantee of peace in the world. Nearly half of all the nations on the planet are members of the UFN and all share the common goal of peace and prosperity.

Not for everyone however, as the North American Wars show us. The problem is that out of Japan, Mongolia, and Denmark. One of them don't really belong. Japan. Japan is very pragmatic but has yet let itself get dragged into a very small, aggressive batch of nations.

Books are being sold over Amazon.

 

[e350tb]

New England doesn't have nukes, does it?

 

[Dem Taqat]

Reportedly they do. And only International pressure has kept them from being used thus far. It is recomended that canada study the records from the beginning of the war to see these facts.

DT
Anti-Nuclear Carthaginian

 

[Sonereal]

New England doesn't have nukes, does it?

That's something most nations wish to find out before they invade.

 

[Mathalamus]

Madagascar news

there are rumors of a planned coup detat within the Leadership. people are complaining that the current Malagasy model fo democracy is obsolete and flawed, and that the state is not militarized enough. they also feel that the Economy needs a vast improvement, and so does the infrastructure.

apparently, it seems that Democracy is a little unstable. if a coup will happen, it is unlikely the Forgein policy will change at all, but many things undoubtedly would.

(OOC: i want to introduce the Mathalamus Empire into this game. this seemed like the best way to do it.)

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

But WILL YOU PROTECT THE REDWOODS?!

 

[e350tb]

As I have checked, and the only evidence of New English nukes comes from New England, I have decided that the obvious conclusion is that New England does not have nukes, and that they are bluffing.

 

[GenMarshall]

Sounds like a poker showdown between Canada and New England. Just hope the New Englanders don't have any cards hidden in there sleaves.

I'm sure it would upset the rest of the three sensible nations in North America.

 

[Lighthearter]

As I have checked, and the only evidence of New English nukes comes from New England, I have decided that the obvious conclusion is that New England does not have nukes, and that they are bluffing.

Believe whatever you want. As soon as I feel that using nukes is worth the international fallout . . . .



-L

 

[GhostWriter16]

Believe whatever you want. As soon as I feel that using nukes is worth the international fallout . . . .



-L

We'll tolerate (Not support mind you, just let you live if you do it) a nuking of Canada since we don't like them, but Nuke DarthCaesar and we join the war.

 

[Sonereal]

We'll tolerate (Not support mind you, just let you live if you do it) a nuking of Canada since we don't like them, but Nuke DarthCaesar and we join the war.

The Caribbean Sun will not permit escalation of the war. We have, for the most, ignored the funding of the UFNSCP but its against our best interest to see any nation actively get involved it what we considered a North American War and unlike New England, who may or may not be bluffing, we're not when we say we have nuclear weapons.

 

[Arakhor]

The Burgundian ambassador yawns loudly at the last Mongolian statement and orders a fresh pot of tea.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Today marks the 10 year anniversary of the founding of the Danish Fascist Republic, Celebration is everywhere. On the Danish-German Border we are constructing a wall, so people we want to stay in will not get out. President Lars Gustav declares that anyone found with that anti-Freedom propaganda (Why Fascism fails) will be tied and drowned.

 

[Sonereal]

Today marks the 10 year anniversary of the founding of the Danish Fascist Republic, Celebration is everywhere. On the Danish-German Border we are constructing a wall, so people we want to stay in will not get out.

I don't think any German wants to go into Denmark....

 

[ZeletDude]

We laugh at this wall.

 

[Lighthearter]

Vice-President Antren has been admitted to the St. Francis of Assisi hospital after he burst into uncontrollable laughter at the Mongolian threat that doctors say triggered a heart attack. He's still chuckling now, after being stabilized by our medical staff.

-L

 

[Mathalamus]

We'll tolerate (Not support mind you, just let you live if you do it) a nuking of Canada since we don't like them, but Nuke DarthCaesar and we join the war.

the Current leader of Madagascar, known only as Emperor Mathalamus laughs at the astounding arrogance of the mongols.

yes, that's right, the Coup detat did happen. the previous leader has Retired from political life. and he is alive and well, serving as CEO of some company.

from now on, Madagascar will be known as the..

Mathalamus Empire!

details will be added onto my post into the claims thread when the next update comes.

you can refer to me as 'the Empire' or invent your own adjective, i haven't made a good one.

the foreign policy of the Empire is unchanged. everything will be the same.

 

[Dem Taqat]

Carthage is happy to continue trading with the new Mathalamainian Empire, and wishes to know of any major internal changes the Emporer will be implementing.

The NCU refuses to officially comment on the construction of the Danish wall, but the ever controversial Kerugalan Minister was happy to publicly describe the affair as 'a joke so unbeleivably bad, It sent the entirety of the Union into Hysterical laughter.' The PM has requested he not be publicly disparaging of other countries, but the Committee has not contradicted his statement.

DT
Carthaginian

 

[Sonereal]

"In other news, the Danes think they're relevant."

XD

 

[Arakhor]

The Burgundian ambassador quickly repairs to a private room to avoid causing a scene by laughing hysterically at the latest Danish attempt at politics.