Imperium Offtopicum VI

An agreement should be reached over the position of the borders; current, pre-war, or otherwise. Other than that, the Mathis treaty looks like the best so far.

DT
Carthaginian :)
 
@ sonoreal, lightharter probably would have declared war if it wasnt for Canada ad UFNSCP

I find this highly insulting. Who on Earth could possibly think I've been plotting world domination in my basement and cackling evilly?

USFNCP randomly invaded for no reason stated, and caused much bloodshed, murder and theft. It should be punished. I propose the Treaty of Fortaleza:

1) USFNCP has to pay LH 5 LP and 5 XP each turn for 10 turns.
2) USFNCP loses any one territory, of LH's choice.
3) USFNCP acknowledges that they started the war for no reason.
4) All nukes controlled by the USFNCP are immediately dismantled.
5) The real Chuck Norris is acknowledged to have died many years ago.

I also encourage a Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty for everyone. I have no nukes to dismantle myself.

OK, that's a little too far.

Treaty of Mathis

1. the UFNSCP will take responsibility for the war.
2. the aforementioned nation will donate 1 LP and 1 XP to New England for 5 turns.
3. the same Aforementioned nation must never make another Agressive war.
4. all nations. return to prewar borders.

i believe this is the most fair agreement anyone can ask for.

Fair? Maybe. But I want to beat that little twit into a bloody paste like he's tried to do to me.

The Caribbean Sun has finalized its list of demands against the UFNSCP

1.) Withdraw to Prewar borders
2.) Sign the Miami Treaty which states

A.) UFNSCP takes full responsibility for the war.
B.) The UFNSCP will pay New England 2 LP and XP per turn for 5 turns.
C.) The UFNSCP pledges not to go to war with New England or any American nation for 5 turns.
D.) The UFNSCP will dismantle its nuclear program and keep the program offline for 5 turns.

This is a very lenient treaty and doesn't address the Newfoundland War.

Not sure what to say to this.

If the other nations of the world start dogpiling Darth Caesar, we'll help him since he's my ally.

I propose the Beijing Treaty, which was drawn up by us. It states:

1. Neither side will take responsibility for the war. We will state that wars happen, and while better avoided, are not necessarily either sides fault.

2. BOTH sides will dismantle their nuclear programs.

3. BOTH sides commit to a 5 turn peace treaty.

4. USFCNP will pull out of any New England Territory, and vice versa. Any disputes will be taken before the IUN.

Hell. No.

Here's the peace deal I offer:

The Treaty of Gettysburg:

- Article One: USFCNP

Item: The USFCNP will acknowledge their responsibility for the American War.
Item: All USFCNP POWs interned currently in the Confederation of American States shall not be repatriated without payment of 1LP.
Item: The USFCNP shall cede the former United States of Maryland, West Virginia and Virginia to the Confederation of American States, to be established as Military Districts until such time as the rightfully elected goverment in New York, ordained by God, shall elevate them to statehood or return them to the USFCNP.
Item: The USFCNP shall pay 5LPs to the Confederation of American States as reparations for the unprovoked attack upon the aforementioned sovereign Confederation.
Item: The USFCNP shall accept the Confederation of American States' right to base her ships in your ports and to patrol her airspace for the next three years.

- Article Two: Canada

Item: The Confederation of American States shall agree to the establishment of a demilitarized zone across the Confederate States of New Brunswick and Nova Scotia, while Canada shall agree to a demilitarized zone in Newfoundland.
Item: The Confederation shall agree to cede Newfoundland to Canada.
Item: Canada shall agree that their attack was unprovoked and no fault of the Confederation's.
Item: Canada shall admit that they could easily have negotiated and avoided tens of thousands of deaths.
Item: Canada shall pay 1LP in reparations to the Confederation of American States.

Decline and the nukes start flying.

-L
 
I see your treaty and substitute my own;

The Treaty of Quebec City:
- Canada shall admit responsibility for the war.
- Canada shall pay New England the XP it paid to take New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and any other Canadian territories thricefold. (That comes to about 9XP, which can be paid in two turns.)
- In addition, Canada will pay a sum of 10LP over the next three turns.
- The ownership of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland will be put to a global vote.

Be advised that this is the best we'll accept. If not, we're taking the fight to New English territory, and we won't be feeling merciful.
 
I see your treaty and substitute my own;

The Treaty of Quebec City:
- Canada shall admit responsibility for the war.
- Canada shall pay New England the XP it paid to take New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and any other Canadian territories thricefold. (That comes to about 9XP, which can be paid in two turns.)
- In addition, Canada will pay a sum of 10LP over the next three turns.
- The ownership of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland will be put to a global vote.

Be advised that this is the best we'll accept. If not, we're taking the fight to New English territory, and we won't be feeling merciful.

LH

This is a great deal.

Like a REALLY great deal.
 
I see your treaty and substitute my own;

The Treaty of Quebec City:
- Canada shall admit responsibility for the war.
- Canada shall pay New England the XP it paid to take New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and any other Canadian territories thricefold. (That comes to about 9XP, which can be paid in two turns.)
- In addition, Canada will pay a sum of 10LP over the next three turns.
- The ownership of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland will be put to a global vote.

Be advised that this is the best we'll accept. If not, we're taking the fight to New English territory, and we won't be feeling merciful.

We shall accept this treaty, under a slight modification: Each of us claims one territory of the three and the remainder is put to a vote. If we both claim the same, we shall do as you suggest.

Be aware that this does not end my quarrel with the USFCNP. And that I will accept nothing less then the Gettysburg Treaty from them.

-L
 
I respectfully say no, i'm going to knock this little suckers head.

We respect your right to do what you like in your Continent, but the Beijing Treaty is the best we can do. If you will not accept it, I will not declare war on your enemies under the current circumstances, even if you get dogpiled. I'm sorry, but we don't want to die as well.
 
we still urge the USFNCP to accept a peace treaty. now. this is your last chance.
 
Also:

@Mathalamus- You're going to make him accept Lighthearter's?

Also, if LH uses a nuke, I'm going to war with him. That's it. And I ask the rest of Asia to do the same. I'd prefer not to have to do that, but nuking someone goes too far. I also ask Mathalamus to respect my right to do this without DOWing me, giving his most recent threat.

Also BTW- THIS is why I don't trust LH with nukes. I haven't seen DC threatening to use any yet.

If LH can win it conventionally, I'll accept it, if DarthCaesar launches the first nuke, I'll allow LH to fire back (And stop helping him.) But if LH fires the first nuke, he won't live to see tomorrow. In fact, I'll build up my nuclear program and wipe him off the map if he nukes our allies.

We may like war, but we like it old school, with our Keshiks (Tanks), and swords (Machine guns.) Nukes are cheap and dishonorable, we want them for deterrent against other nuclear powers and that's it.
 
If Mongolia daresay even begins to seriously consider military aid to the Deep South country whom's name I'm too lazy to post, then it shall also mark the beginging of hostilities to Australia, This is your first, final, and only warning.

Now back to not reconizing your existance.
 
I will only openly take sides if nukes are launched. If our allies are nuked, we support them. If this makes hostility, so be it.

Also, BTW, we're ALREADY supporting them, we just are not currently going to war on his behalf.
 
We love how bad this situation is.. while it could be easily resolved through diplomatic endeavorers..
 
I refuse to even acknowledge that Mongolia has diplomatic correspondence with us, let alone this most recent message. I regret that I cannot act on it - it seems to have been dumped into a furnace with the rest of the trash.

Arkham will construct warheads for my use if I damn well desire it to, sir. And if I damn well desire it, I'll damn well use them.

-L
 
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