Imperium Offtopicum XIII: Feeling Lucky?

This is no Cossack territory but Mainland Japanese territory (OOC:Tibet, Sinkiang, China and Korea are considered part of Mainland Japan). Emperor Hirohito is not happy. And we are developing nukes.
 
Hetman Danilenko does not like the Japanese smell. Perhaps you should spend that money on indoor plumbing instead?
 
Japanese history

Is China a Japanese Colony?

Proffesor Oda Noshabu Tikiyama talks about Japanese history:

China in Japanese means Mainland Japan. This is right. At 7200 B.C Japan was over populated. So some people decided to migrate in China that at this time it was empty of people. Because at those times Japan was divided in many Clans, each Clan had its own colonieswhich fought many wars for control of Mainland Japan. After the Clans created many colonies, one of them named Beijing, was the first colony to become indepedent. Soon Beijing took over the Japanese colonies in Korea, China and Tibet and created the First Chinese Empire (5000 BC). But instead of creating their own nationality, like the Americans did, the Chinese called themselves Japanese. Chinese in Japanese means Japanese Mainlander. Mainland Japan is divided between Mainland Interior ( Tibet,China, Sinkiang) and Japanese Penisula (Korea).

IOT7 Theory
 
Remove Tibet from earth. Tibet is of highest, Tibet is of worst. All into military. Invade ironistan. RemovalSquad+Nazi Germany+Quebec+Malawi+Seychelles = Removal of Ironistan. Japan you will pay. Eternal wisdom of falcon guide the destruction of Ironistan. Japan is of next. Cossacks is of third. all wil pay. Remove Japanese Scam.
 
Japan cannot be defeated (We have nukes, if you want to invade and be nuked, it is just fine by us). Also please stop being so aggressive and imperialist.
 
Kebab is of resistant of nukes, WE WILL DESTROY YOU! 3Pac alive in Kebab, he make fast rap album destroy japan. Japanese mainland of poor, Removal has gold from fast rap album, Notorious BIG killed in Japan. We quench our great thirst with teh water of conquered kebab lands. Japan cannot into space. You will be removed from premises.
 
Japan cannot be defeated...

Many defeats came from the idea of the line of style of "I cannot be defeated."

Arrogance is self-destruction.

To be logical one must be aware of the possibility of being defeated and prepare emergency plans for in case.
 
The Global Hetmanate
We are all Cossacks at heart


Professor Grant Georgeson of Oxford University discusses the universal Cossack inheritance

The knights-errant were as much a myth as the "Dark Ages" from which they stemmed, but in the plains of Ukraine the romantic character emerged corporeal in the form of the Cossacks. These brave warriors travelled the European countryside killing empires and doing other good deeds. In their struggle against the Ottomans, the noble riders had their eyes gouged out with kebab spears and left to wander their way back home. But the Slav was a hardy people, so in tune with Nature herself that these veterans were able to assemble the bandura from scratch even when blind, continuing to journey as kobzary, singing songs of the exploits of themselves and their ancestors.

So it was that even before the Russian Empire's betrayal of its own heritage spurred an official diaspora, the Cossack tradition had spread throughout much of Eurasia, taking root in lands ranging from England to the Far East. Indeed, the Cossacks found great kinship with the Mongol tribes of olde, and with their successful space expedition in 1775, the Cossack lineage spread across the stars. Meanwhile, immigration to the New World led to quasi-hosts in the plains of North America and a handful of furtive settlements in the southern continent. The decolonization period witnessed the rapid growth of Cossacks in Africa as the black Cossacks of the Crimean region returned the tradition to their ancestral homelands. Indeed, Starszkhiy and Hutchinson (2010) theorize that Cossacks, or Cossack-derived traditions, have existed on every continent in the world since at least the 16th Century.

The recent emergence of hetmanates around the world is believed to be a natural consequence, as cultural stereotypes break down and more and more peoples have come to readily embrace this Cossack heritage (Pennatyev & Tellerchenko, 2013). Brassilard (2013) notes that this rediscovery of global Cossack identity coincides with mounting nationalist impulses. Whether this mix will lead to increased geopolitical strife or serve as an impetus for a new world citizenship remains the subject of fevered study.
 
You will be removed from premises.

Personally I'd be more inclined to just remove Remove X from this IOT. :p Double A has personally expressed his displeasure at being tailed by you to me, so...
 
At Thorvald's suggestion, declarations of war should be public.
 
Joining.

Action 1) Claim a territory by 13 random nations (to be decided after loading up a RNG thingy)
Action 2) Each territory is a single state in a grand nation run by fanatics
Action 3) declare war on everyone
Action 4) Profit
 
Personally I'd be more inclined to just remove Remove X from this IOT. :p Double A has personally expressed his displeasure at being tailed by you to me, so...

I have stopped with the removal of AA he is not of my interest no more. Cossack is of ally. We are of Cossack. Japan will be removed from premises.
 
The First State of the Fanatic Civilization

Island China
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China is great and powerful nation. 10,000 years ago land bridge was there and people walk to island off coast. Then bridge disappear and they become Island Chinese. We declare all of island Chinese land once more!
 
The Second State of the Fanatic Civilization

Pony Bots
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Friendship is mechanical. All emotion and interaction is done via checking of stats and nothing else. *roll dice* *check table* survey says that robots next to us are not real robots. They are not following their motives. They are ruining immersion. They must be killed. With Friendship.

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The Third State of the Fanatic Civilization

Republic of "wait for it"

Spoiler :
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Update coming. TBC

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The Fourth State of the Fanatic Civilization

The Downfall Gang

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"ONE STATE? We've only started the game and we're already at war? Against Thor? Who is messing with us this time!! Just once I wanted one game where things would go our way! FEGELEIN!! Get me FEGELEIN!"
 
Nice one, Ravus. :p

I've put AA back in Greece and have shifted Nedim to Vietnam.
 
Nuke Nedim
 
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