Imperium OffTopicum XIV

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From: Japan
To: Gangnam, Mongoria


We want to create a Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere (GEACPS), a military and economic alliance of East Asian nations to protect free trade and sovereignty in East Asia. Decisions will be made by voting. Each nation will have 1 vote. Do you want to join?
 
Archduchy of Austria

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(Includes starting territory and new claims)

Government: Absolutist Monarchy
Leader: Archduke Joseph

(More to come)
 
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I, King Wilhelm of Prussia, with the cooperation of Archduke Joseph of the Archduchy of Austria, hereby announce, the recreation of the

Holy Roman Empire

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Long Live Prussia
Long Live Austria

Long Live the Holy Roman Empire!
 
another joined country?

huh. sounds like an interesting concept...

EDIT: negotiations for the Roman Empire and the Platonic Republic to follow Germany and Austria's example has failed. Andreas Laskaris is not surprised.
 
that one actually made me laugh out loud. good job :)
I love you
Thor: are you by any chance the son of Comus? Because your a master of comedy! :lol:
Thor, you are of genius.
:hatsoff: Turned out especially well considering I'm using an optical mouse on a rough surface and the damn cursor kept jittering everywhere.

what is a basil class Aircraft carrier again? i forgot...
That's the supercarrier that could hold like 50 000 planes and was immune to everything short of an orbital laser.
 
That's the supercarrier that could hold like 50 000 planes and was immune to everything short of an orbital laser.

sounds like the one with an independent manufacturing capability and all. i was quite proud of that, but, apparently, it was a little much...
 
From: Japan
To: Gangnam, Mongoria


We want to create a Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere (GEACPS), a military and economic alliance of East Asian nations to protect free trade and sovereignty in East Asia. Decisions will be made by voting. Each nation will have 1 vote. Do you want to join?

The Republic of Gangnam Style Accepts to form and join the GEACPS.
 
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This rain never ends...

A figure briskly glides down a drenched ditch near a side of a country road, hugging itself through a layer of hoodie over shirt. A nebulous fog covered the woods, punctuating the darkness of the world with an overcast blocking any potential moonlight.The only sound audible for the person was its own feet crossing puddles and heavy breathing, sometimes mixed with the occasional car skidding across the slippery roads. Looking down at its wrist, the figure noted its watch proclaimed in a red light that the time was 23:19.

I'm already too late. I got to hurry

At first, the light behind him shouldn't have meant much to the person. After all, many cars have passed it without seeming to give any consideration to its existence. However, when the white light behind itself was backed up with blue and red lights. The person paused for a split second, like a deer in front of a headlight. Then, it darted straight into the forest, not daring to get caught.

The figure could hear a car screech into a sudden stop, pulling off of the road. A door was forcibly opened, revealing a second person, armed with a flashlight. Compared to the other person, the new one was taller, and more solidly built. The light from the new person was directed straight at the first figure's eyes as it looked back. Adrenaline rushed into the original person, and it darted to what it hoped was freedom.

A sudden thud interrupted any hopes of escaping the second person, The original person's face registered only pain as the person felt its entire mass falling down onto the ground. Looking up, it noticed a tree a half of a foot away from his present location and groaned, partly due to the pain and partly at itself for being so reckless. Suddenly, the person felt a hand grab on its hood, and forcefully pulled it down. The flashlight revealed a man in his early twenties. In turn, he could see the unfriendly glower of a policewoman, who towered over the runner.

"What can I do for you, ma'am?," the blond haired man sheepishly asked.

The woman continued to stare at her captive, before saying, "What are you doing out here so late? Don' t you know any better?"

The man replied, "I... I was just going home. I don't have a car and I tried to hitchhike and-".

The woman interrupted him, "Excuses, excuses", before forcibly grabbing his wrist with the watch on it. Now, the watch read 23:25. "Curfew for men is at 23:00. You're twenty five minutes late. That's what matters to me."

The policewoman then grabbed the man and forced his hands behind his back. Retrieving handcuffs, the female cuffed the hands of her male counterpart and began to haul him to the car. Opening the back door, she shoved the man into the backseat, and then entered the car herself from the driver's seat. With the key in the ignition, the car drove off into the twilight.

"If you just plead guilty, they'll probably let you keep them", the woman said.

The man stammered in confusion, not comprehending what she said.

The policewoman sighed, and continued, "We keep the curfew for you men for the collective safety of France. Your testosterone causes you to make irrational decisions, so when you break the curfew, we liberate you from 'them' to keep you safe. However, this is your first time, and if you just plead guilty we'll probably just let you go off with a warning, since you men get irrationally defensive over the issue. Just don't let it happen again."

The runner just stared forward, horrified at the position he was in. The rest of the ride remained silent...

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OOC: Well it's a story. The point to take a glimpse into average French life. Of course the official French government is not going to broadcast it to the world, but perhaps independent (and most likely foreign) news media would pick up incidents similar to the one described. After all, did the Nazis ever say they mistreated the Jews officially?
 
OOC: Well it's a story. The point to take a glimpse into average French life. Of course the official French government is not going to broadcast it to the world, but perhaps independent (and most likely foreign) news media would pick up incidents similar to the one described. After all, did the Nazis ever say they mistreated the Jews officially?

Andreas Laskaris fired the guy who represented the Roman Empire in the UN, for failing to understand subtlety. or much of anything, actually.

(OOC: i was tired, and just realized its a lot darker than it looks...)
 
A friendly reminder to go and vote on the Proposed UN Charter or forever hold your peace. There are only 24hrs left to do so.
 
Robert I expand wherever

will post silly comics later
 
Update 2

Autumn 2104​

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World News!

Annexation of Panama

The Panama area has been annexed and now The Texakanan Mayornate is ruling directly over it. Kingston has been set up as a new Mayornate in the image of its parent nation and Piracy is all but eliminated. A resounding success for law and order in the Caribbean however much of the rest of the continent remains lawless and disunited with a lack of large government.

Formation of Trade Leagues

Several major trade leagues have been formed by the world's nations. Critics are currently stating that they seem of limited use and that the IFTL is a bloated organisation with little direction. Others claim it could be a useful forum for Nations economies and trade.

Law comes to Mainland Japan

Forces have been landed by the Japanese Government in China to restore stability. So far the operation has had resounding success with Taiwan and several enclaves on the coast of China being pacified.

Formation of the HRE

Another ancient empire arises to join the ranks of Rome and the Platonic Republic. Observes say this may be a trend. Following the establishment of the monarchy in Prussia the nation banded together with Austria to bring about a new era for the German peoples.

New UN Charter

Upon its re-foundation the UN Took over all interests south of the South Sandwich Islands, all mining and extraction based in Antarctica is UN owned in the following years the Nations struggled to unanimously decide on a new Charter for their United Nations many debates rage about whether a peacekeeping force should be established or whether the UN should have the right to hold sovereign territory outside of Antarctica.

Vietnam faces Crisis

As the debate rages in Antarctica the people of Vietnam cry out for United Nations intervention and the establishment of a peacekeeping force. Genocide, murder and all sorts of other bad stuff are frequent occurrences as local warlords strive for domination. The death toll is currently measured at a 22% decline of their total population from last year.

Analysts predict population growth

Though official census are hard to use especially in areas without a government, statisticians from the UN have predicted that the world population has just broken the 800 million mark. This shows that regrowth really is a possibility. Much of this population is said to live in lawless parts of Africa, South America and Eastasia - the areas least affected by the Nuclear Fallout and War following the 2034 disaster.

Pliny the Significantly Elder has completed his assessment of the World's great powers


Pliny has sorted the world's nations into 5 categories:
Great Powers: Texarkana, Indo-Persia and Japan. These nations have the strongest economies, most powerful military and greatest respect on the international stage
Secondary Powers: Similar to the great powers but not quite with the same influence. This category currently encompasses France, the UAR and Monaco
Independent Nations: This category encompasses the majority of other recognised nations
Non-independent Nations: Nations with only a degree of independence with policy decided outside of the nations. UAR (Syria) and Kingston
Non-Nations: This category encompass all the small states not recognised on an international level.

Link to Stas

Just want to say: I'm very proud of you guys. This has got to be the only IOT that I've ever hosted where everyone got in their orders in the first turn. Keep it up or I'll eat you.
 
From: Japan
To: The World


Japan shall send a peacekeeping force in Vietnam made up of two Army Groups (Army Group XII and XVII) of the Imperial Japanese Army.
 
Map is still wrong
One moment

Edit: fixed
 
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