But God can do anything (supposedly), so why not create people who didn't need baby stories in the first place?
I remember when my mother finally started coming clean with all the ways she'd tapdanced around the truth when I was younger. All it did was make me wonder what else she'd lied about.
If I employed a "scientist" who turned out to be as incompetent as God, I'd fire him.
What is wrong with an imperfect world? If that were the case, then we would never need science or scientist. Every one would know everything.
Who says God is incompetent? Letting humans run the show seems pretty competent to me. It is humans who have to give an account of why things are the way they are. If you think that setting a very high standard is being incompetent, and then creating beings that would mess it all up, you are taking away the very meaning of what it means to be human. If humans were perfect creatures, we would not even be having this conversation. We would have no choice in the matter, but forced to call God competent.
@ Berzerker
What would you call the phrase, "In the Beginning"? The text starts out "God created" as the first action. The majority text and humans accept that was an action, and not a preposition on what may have happened. The universe was created in one action. That has always been the argument, that God created everything out of nothing. The New Testament clears it up by explaining that the universe was spoken into being. God and the Word coexisted, and after the moment of creation, the Word manipulated the matter that was created. Arguing over the definitions of words to explain what happened, does not change the point that people have always known and accepted that God created and brought into being everything in the universe, and God was before the universe, otherwise, one would have to throw out the rest of the passages where humans mentioned that God was before all things as being wrong. In Hebrew as in English a word had several different meanings. The definition does not determine the context, but the context determines the definition. Otherwise one would have to declare every time they used a word, the specific definition, which would get tedious after a while. There was darkness before light, because light had not been added nor does it say that it was created. God just used the Word; "let it be". We could interpret this as God creating the universe and it was void of light, and then God "Who is Light" brought the universe to action. Even if you made it prepositional and said "In the beginning of God's preparation of the universe, it was still God doing all the action. People throughout history have stated that God is the universe, and everything in it.
If the universe came first, why is there no mention of that in the rest of the Bible? Where does it say that humans understood that God was a product of the universe, and not the other way around? God is the universe, because it came from the thought and Word of God. God keeps the universe in motion, because He is Light. Then if you want to get spiritual, and religious you can call the separation of light and darkness the spiritual balance in the universe. The current cosmology does not do away with God. Nor can it change the fact how humans have passed along their knowledge of the universe. The Genesis account is not an observation or hypothetical. It is the statement of fact of what someone said happened. If the author of the account was God, then God would have observed what was going on. Unless there is proof some where that the intent and purpose was anything other than statements of fact, claiming to know exactly what happened in the present seems pretty presumptuous. Calling it statements of fact based upon the knowledge we do have does not seem to be presumptuous. I am not claiming to know if it is true or not, but taking it in context with the rest of what people wrote about in the Bible.
What I believe or accept has no impact on what was written, even though like every one else, I have the ability to interpret it in light of all the experiences that I have gone through and either accept it or reject it. Calling it anything else seems to be sidestepping the facts, and gives us the opportunity to believe anything we want to believe on the topic. Stating that science is proving God and the Bible wrong does not make sense. It seems to me that it is refining our knowledge of how it happened, even if corrections are made in the different fields, it does not mean that the record is wrong, but the explanation may or may not be wrong.
Whether God is a scientist or not has very little to do with the biblical authors. Or the Bible.
Seeing as how the Bible was mostly stories of humans interacting with God, the point remains. God is not a concept nor needs to be relegated to a certain way of thinking. The point is that God relates to every human equally, and it is not God that hides from humans, but humans have the ability to remove God from their life. Science strives to be as objective as it can be and remove any personal bearing to avoid getting to the wrong conclusion. That would also apply to God. I accept that God has interacted with humans, but still leaves things in the hands of the humans who have been put in charge of this world. Whether it is all just an experiment is a speculation on my part. Neither do I feel inclined to start pointing out what may or may not be true in the Bible. I understand that humans seek the truth and do not like being deceived.