Farm Boy
I hope you dance
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There's way too much Wisconsin between central Illinois and Minneapolis.
I know rite?

I'd be madder if Wisconsin wasn't generally more fun to be in than home*. I think they've finally changed it, but the experience driving north and reading the signs was always:
"Welcome to Wisconsin"
"Beer"
"Cheese"
"Fireworks"
Then if you keep going you get to Madison, or campgrounds, or trucking establishments**, or waterparks.
Then - after you've enjoyed the mosquitoes long enough and eaten enough cheese that you aren't certain you're going to defecate for the remainder of a week, you drive south and reading the signs goes:
"Welcome to Illinois"
"Pay Toll Ahead"
The only thing that used to be pride worthy was that the speed limit would drop 5 mph and traffic would add 15.
*Yeah, I know I don't have to live there, but seriously. Even the Arby's up there randomly carry venison burgers. Sure, it's probably leftovers from a wasting sickness cull, but even up north it's hard to keep enough hunters going these days. Either way, yum!
**Like with the dancing. If extremely frustrated drinking crowds are your thing.
2. Gal Gadot
Practically Audry Hepburn territory there. Just. yowza.
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