IQ tests?

[a_propagandist]

Where can I find a reliable, official IQ test? Something I can enter Mensa or something with.

I've taken 1 or 2 of the online ones but you can tell that they're crap.

 

[Bill3000]

IQ tests are crap unless you're a rich jew from Connecticut. Then they get you into Yale.

 

[Fifty]

The best thing about IQ tests is you can be all like "I dont think IQ tests are valid... I got an [insert high score] but I really don't care", that way you can both point out your high IQ and look like you don't care about them at the same time.

 

[Syterion]

Why would you want to be in Mensa? Feeling a little insecure lately?

 

[Ecofarm]

Write some outrageous crap in HS because your pissed at the BS system (homework for "homeroom period") and they will send you to a shrink who will give you a real IQ test: timed and administered by a psychiatrist.

 

[Perfection]

IQ tests are meaningless, just because I have an IQ of 75 doesn't mean I'm dumb.

 

[bhsup]

IQ tests are meaningless, just because I have an IQ of 75 doesn't mean I'm dumb.

Aww, did Forrest's mommy sleep with the Principal to help you get into school?

 

[downtown]

If you're still in High School, you can request an IEP, which would allow you to take an "official' test under real testing conditions.

 

[Perfection]

Aww, did Forrest's mommy sleep with the Principal to help you get into school?

No, I did.

 

[bob bobato]

Why would you want to join Mensa? So you could say ''I'm better than everyone else?'' Probably not, I don't see why you would think that... though a lot of people do gloat about their IQs, or say that they don't like them. but why would you want to enter Mensa, anyways?

 

[a_propagandist]

Why would you want to be in Mensa? Feeling a little insecure lately?

Very.

If you're still in High School, you can request an IEP, which would allow you to take an "official' test under real testing conditions.

Thanks. I am still in HS, so I'll look into it.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

IQ Tests are meaningless. Period.

 

[dannyshenanigan]

Shady online IQ tests need to be destroyed. I can't tell you how many idiots I've had to hear brag about how they have I.Q.s of 160 after they took a 10 question "I.Q." test.
I was at a party a couple weeks ago, and this one guy sincerely believed he had an I.Q. of 185 because of some stupid online test. I asked him what he did for a living and he said construction. He got angry because I sarcastically implored him to use his vast intellectual abilities to solve the mysteries of the universe with Stephen Hawking.

 

[Kraznaya]

IQ Tests are meaningless. Period.

Ouch. how badly did you fail?

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I got genius level, thank you very much. That's why they're meaningless !

 

[Civfan333]

IQ Tests are meaningless. Period.

yeah really, I think they're a joke, I only got a 159!! I HATE THEM.......

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Read my above post

 

[Godwynn]

The best thing about IQ tests is you can be all like "I dont think IQ tests are valid... I got an [insert high score] but I really don't care", that way you can both point out your high IQ and look like you don't care about them at the same time.

I got genius level, thank you very much. That's why they're meaningless !

yeah really, I think they're a joke, I only got a 159!! I HATE THEM.......

I am noticing a pattern...

 

[emzie]

Ouch. how badly did you fail?

Online IQ tests are a load of crap. I always scored 160-170s on them. when I took a real test, I was 128. 128 is impressive enough for me.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I am not a genius. IQ tests are just way too easy and made to inflate people's egos.